NEED a CAPTION

[HUSKER 37]

I originally added this picture in the "Spring practice for caption contests" thread but it got deleted? for unknown or non 'splained reasons..(Shame on you if you thought this was "dirty"). :blink:

But I'd like to use it in a (de)motivational poster..Any ideas?

 

[jsneb83]

She'll have a better chance at scoring with corn than Shawn Watson.

 

[jsneb83]

She's still gone farther with corn than Bill Callahan did.

 

[bball_backer]

Are you sure it'll fit?

 

[HUSKER 37]

For some reason, the old Batteries Plus ad keeps playing in my head when I look at this picture.

"Everything's Batteries-Bateries for everything" (repeat)

Lets see them fit my new vibrator!

 

[HUSKER 37]

Roxie. After coming to the realization that nobody that reads HB would have a big enough pot...decides to get even with a certain frisky TSA agent.

 

[cornhuskers4ever]

I feel sorry for whoever is about to get "cornholed"

 

[The Dude]

Excuse me, I believe I asked for the large ear of corn.

 

[knapplc]

I just want to see a better picture of those legs. Nice gams. :thumbs

 

[NUance]

(to the tune of Stairway to Heaven

There's a lady who's ear,

Is all glittering in gold

And she's climbing a stairway to heaven.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Overachieving at its best

 

[HuskerNLimbo]

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After breaking up with the Jolly Green Giant, Suzy was always on the prowl for a rebound.

 

[s.c. husker]

Orville redenbauker(sp) office party.

 

[GBRsal]

CORN

We're taking it to the next level.