Isn't it getting old f&cking with me? Can't I just read posts and post sometimes without all this $hit? What have I done that is so outrageous that you guys can't lay the $uck off? I just want to get along. I'm sorry if I offended any of you but you $uckers have done nothing but beat the &uck out of me. I'm not a &ucking moron. I sure as the hell don't want any of you guys so don't flatter yourselves. I'm taken and happy. Comprende amigos? That means understand you $uckers. Gracia Amigos. That means $uck off. Doesn't this thread deserve some $ucking peace? I think so.
Are you coming on to me?
Probably not, for the following reasons...
a) She's almost old enough to be your mom, unless you're into the whole Oedipus thing...
b) She's hitched to Paul
c) She thinks you posting about what mushrooms you're using in your sauce is stupid