No more Lap Dances for me!

[BIGREDIOWAN]

Quick someone give me some bleach to drink and pour in my eyes!!!! :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh :ahhhhhhhh

 

[AR Husker Fan]

thank god, it is now going to take me a week to get the picture of you giving AR a lap dance out of my head

i am glad that you said "No more lap dances for you"

Where did you get that picture? I didn't know that was AR either...

It was. And are you in a world of hurt - Tara's pissed. She was giving me a lap dance at the time and kept asking, "Who's the jerk sticking me in the back with a crayon?"

You should have seen her face when I said, "That's no crayon - it's Drowning." The look of comprehension was blinding...

No wonder she called the cops on me when I was standing outside the dorms looking through her window with binoculars... :hmmph

That's you? Next time I'll have her point you out and I'll wave to you. When I'm done, of course...

Good thing I don't have Super High-Powered binoculars... wouldn't want to see your package.

:nutz :lol:

Even then, you wouldn't see it. Tara keeps it hidden, warm, and safe when I'm with her.

BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Drowning_in_the_Sea_of_Red]

...Dammit. :hmmph

I'll get you, AR. I swear.