SwingingGate
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I googled Frankenstein,I don't want to be picky... but that's not Frankenstein...
Sterup - Frankenstein.
Who is it? Herman Munster?
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Who is it? Herman Munster?
epocSoN
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Thats Frankenstien's Monster. Frankenstein was the doctor that built him. I know, i'm an a$$. It's just a common mistake people make but it annoys me every time lol.I googled Frankenstein,I don't want to be picky... but that's not Frankenstein...
Sterup - Frankenstein.
Who is it? Herman Munster?
Hammerhead
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I dunno, I was thinking more likeRex Burkhead
T-Rex
Wherein the log cabin about to be crushed is a hapless cornerback attempting to tackle Rex and Dromiceiomimus is the opposing coach.
(Dinosaur Comics is the greatest thing since Calvin & Hobbes, by the way.)
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Ratt Mhule
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Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will.
Derek Zoolander
jsneb83
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Hey Taylor founded the Taylor Martinez School for Quarterbacks Who Can't Throw Good and Want to Make Good Decisions Too.Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will.
Derek Zoolander
Ratt Mhule
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Yeah, it was a center for ants. How can quarterbacks learn how to throw good when they can't even fit in the building!? It needed to be like...three times the size that it was.Hey Taylor founded the Taylor Martinez School for Quarterbacks Who Can't Throw Good and Want to Make Good Decisions Too.Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will.
Derek Zoolander
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jsneb83
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Po- "Quarterbacks don't think for themselves."Yeah, it was a center for ants. How can quarterbacks learn how to throw good when they can't even fit in the building!? It needed to be like...three times the size that it was.Hey Taylor founded the Taylor Martinez School for Quarterbacks Who Can't Throw Good and Want to Make Good Decisions Too.Shut up! Enough already, Ballstein. Who cares about Taylor Martinez anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel, Ferrari, Latigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anyone notice this?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I invented the piano key necktie. I invented it! What have you done, Taylor? Nothing! YOU'VE GOT NOTHING! NOTHING!! And I will be a monkey's uncle if I have you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done then I will.
Derek Zoolander
Taylor- "That's not true!"
Po- "Yes it is, Taylor."
Taylor- "Ok."
Ratt Mhule
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Very well done, gentleman! +1 to both of you for making me laugh.
P.S. All the files are here, in the computer! *breaks computer* Where did all the files go?
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Ratt Mhule
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Ratt Mhule
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Tim Beck: Hello, Taylor!
Taylor: Hello?
Beck: Welcome to your relaxation time! Let this wonderful 80's classic soothe you. Just a nice, warm, happy time. Happy!...Happy!....Happy! hahahahahaha
Okay, Im done. I can go all night with Zoolander quotes if I wanted to, but Im throwing in the towel.