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jsneb83 said:
This reminds of me of a joke:

There is a woman who decided to go to Jamaica while her husband was on a business trip.

Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you," the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is, and he always responds the same, he can't tell her.

On her last night there she asks again, "Can you please tell me your name?"

"I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me," says the black man. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says.

"Fine, my name is Snow," the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of it."

The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband who won't believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in Jamaica ."
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A penis joke? Come on man, I thought you were better than that....

just kidding I laughed +1.

 
Seems like they've been talking about this storm for a long time. Now that it has arrived I wouldn't be suprised if it turns out to be not so severe.

 
Maybe not for those on the east end. here, we're solidly in the 12-16" range, right on the edge of 18-24. It's been said we could probably count on the high end now that it's here, they have some pretty reliable forcasting.

 
The wife just texted me said her boss is saying about 9 inches, but she said she is expecting more like 6 inches. She said it might snow also.

 
B1G Red said:
The wife just texted me said her boss is saying about 9 inches, but she said she is expecting more like 6 inches. She said it might snow also.
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I know a lawyer. You're probably gonna need one.

ADS said:
accountability said:
Maybe not for those on the east end. here, we're solidly in the 12-16" range, right on the edge of 18-24. It's been said we could probably count on the high end now that it's here, they have some pretty reliable forcasting.
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Where do you live?
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Hastings

 
accountability said:
B1G Red said:
The wife just texted me said her boss is saying about 9 inches, but she said she is expecting more like 6 inches. She said it might snow also.
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I know a lawyer. You're probably gonna need one.

ADS said:
accountability said:
Maybe not for those on the east end. here, we're solidly in the 12-16" range, right on the edge of 18-24. It's been said we could probably count on the high end now that it's here, they have some pretty reliable forcasting.
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Where do you live?
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Hastings
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Yeah I'm afraid you guys are getting to get quite a bit.

 
Dad's one of them farmer guys that like to follow the old wise-tale type sh#t. Conveniently, he's very seldom wrong. He's saying we'll get all of 20 inches, just because of the way the winter's played out. Say's "we're due-bigtime".

 
  • Snow will begin falling in western Nebraska on Wednesday evening and then hamper morning traffic in Omaha and other cities as the system heads east.

    [*]Accumulations of more than a foot are possible east of a line from Hayes Center in southwest Nebraska north through Valentine in the north.

    [*]This week's Iowa-Nebraska men's basketball game has been moved to Saturday at 1 p.m. in Lincoln because of the winter storm expected to hit the Midwest. The game originally was scheduled for Thursday night in Lincoln.

    [*]The city of Grand Island declared a snow emergency beginning at noon Wednesday, forbidding parking along emergency snow routes.

    [*]In Kearney, the University of Nebraska at Kearney canceled Thursday's spring career fair.

    [*]In Lincoln, the Legislature postponed Thursday afternoon committee hearings.

    [*]In Omaha, Mayor Jim Suttle suggested that employers stagger the release of workers on Thursday so heavy commute traffic wouldn't hamper the work of snowplows.+
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http://www.weather.com/news/weather-winter/winter-storm-q-states-20130220

 
accountability said:
Dad's one of them farmer guys that like to follow the old wise-tale type sh#t. Conveniently, he's very seldom wrong. He's saying we'll get all of 20 inches, just because of the way the winter's played out. Say's "we're due-bigtime".
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Ive always wanted to know, is it wise-tale or wives-tale? I've heard both said numerous times and sometimes both are said by the same drunk douche in the same breath!
 
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