knapplc
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Yep. I'm that guy. :dumdumDid you just say "the bees knees?"Do you think you could pull off an eye patch? That would really be the bees knees.
Yep. I'm that guy. :dumdumDid you just say "the bees knees?"Do you think you could pull off an eye patch? That would really be the bees knees.
Do you think you could pull off an eye patch? That would really be the bees knees.
Fox Sports and Fox News to my knowledge are seperate enities! :nutzYou lost me at "Fox."
They're both part of Fox Entertainment Group, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch. They are as separate as Siamese twins.Fox Sports and Fox News to my knowledge are seperate enities! :nutzYou lost me at "Fox."
I got that the first time I read it.I did not figure that out. I put all of three seconds into thinking about what he wrote, determined it was not worth my time, and moved on. I'm sure you're right, though. Kudos to you for having the courage to read through that to figure out what he was saying. I sure didn't. :lol:Haven't any of you figured out that his Osborne comment was actually a tongue in cheek dig at Osborne since he apparently feels Osborne would have kept a bad seed, ala L.P. or the previously mentioned Thunder Collins.
Its not that I had the courage, I was just bored enough at work to read it again.
Go Big Red!
LOOKING FOR AN ARCH NEMISIS - w4m - 21 (Arizona)________________________________________
Reply to: pers-xxxxxxxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-04, 11:28AM MST
Need new person to spice up my life!
Someone to be my Dr. Claw, Dr. Evil, or what ever you would like to be called. I'm bored at the office, and work with a bunch of sissys.
Your duties would be to cause havoc in my life. Just the simple things like spill my coffee, TP my house, saran wrap my car, crank call my office, steal the TP from the toilet, glue my phone down, post-it my office, fill my desk with packing peanuts, just something so I can say "I'll get you next time!!!", or "You've won this battle, but the war is not over yet!".
Applicants should be detail oriented and must be able to work well under minimal supervision. Blueprints for total world domination will not be provided so candidates must have experience with creating their own evil schemes. Applicants should be thick skinned since insults are likely to be returned, also applicant should not be easily offended by phrases like “I know you are but what am I,” or “Your Momma!”
As my Evil Arch Nemesis you will need to be at least as fast as I am and you should be returning insults faster than mine. (I hate you already.)You will be required to provide your own assistant, extra consideration will be given to applicants who have midget’s or evil henchmen for assistants.
Travel Requirements: 0%
Salary: NEG
Benefits: none
Status: full time
Required Skills
Candidate must have 2+ years experience as a successful Evil Arch Nemesis. Candidates with a proven track record of evil will be given priority.
Quick and creative wit
Must be handy with a laser beam
Evil laugh (Mwwaaa haaaa haaaaa!)
Sarcasm
Preferred Traits
Handlebar mustache
Monocle
Freaky abnormality (3rd nipple, scar over eye, affinity for gold etc.)
Anyone who owns sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads is a shoe in.
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Because any moron with a computer and internet access can become a blogger. Blogging is just like regular journalism, all you're doing is giving your opinion.OK..
I'll admit it.
I got that BEFORE clicking on the link...Just got it from the original post's condensed version.
Now that I've clicked on it...
How in the "Wide, Wide World of Sports"...did Danny (don't call me Partridge) Bonaduce get his own blog about ...Sports???
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Sure...why not? It's the internetz. The next time someone in your company is fired, I must know why because I said so.:wtf I voice my opinion regarding the one thing about the Pelini staff I don't agree with, and in turn the Husker fans that go along with it, and suddenly I'm the go to nut job on HuskerBoard?cue huzkerbob
I'll be sure to keep you in mind then Okieland, if and when I decide to do something as dastardly as express an unpopular opinion on an internet message board again! :sarcasm
You mean more like editorializing. Journalism you state the who, what, where, when, and why. You don't infuse opinions into news! But the majority of media enities are not doing true journalism! :boxosoapBecause any moron with a computer and internet access can become a blogger. Blogging is just like regular journalism, all you're doing is giving your opinion.OK..
I'll admit it.
I got that BEFORE clicking on the link...Just got it from the original post's condensed version.
Now that I've clicked on it...
How in the "Wide, Wide World of Sports"...did Danny (don't call me Partridge) Bonaduce get his own blog about ...Sports???
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BloggersYou mean more like editorializing. Journalism you state the who, what, where, when, and why. You don't infuse opinions into news! But the majority of media enities are not doing true journalism! :boxosoapBecause any moron with a computer and internet access can become a blogger. Blogging is just like regular journalism, all you're doing is giving your opinion.OK..
I'll admit it.
I got that BEFORE clicking on the link...Just got it from the original post's condensed version.
Now that I've clicked on it...
How in the "Wide, Wide World of Sports"...did Danny (don't call me Partridge) Bonaduce get his own blog about ...Sports???
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Because that's the vision of the internet Al Gore had when he invented it.You mean more like editorializing. Journalism you state the who, what, where, when, and why. You don't infuse opinions into news! But the majority of media enities are not doing true journalism! :boxosoapBecause any moron with a computer and internet access can become a blogger. Blogging is just like regular journalism, all you're doing is giving your opinion.OK..
I'll admit it.
I got that BEFORE clicking on the link...Just got it from the original post's condensed version.
Now that I've clicked on it...
How in the "Wide, Wide World of Sports"...did Danny (don't call me Partridge) Bonaduce get his own blog about ...Sports???
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yeah, I got roasted pretty bad too for speaking my opinions about Q... from that I concluded::wtf I voice my opinion regarding the one thing about the Pelini staff I don't agree with, and in turn the Husker fans that go along with it, and suddenly I'm the go to nut job on HuskerBoard?cue huzkerbob
I'll be sure to keep you in mind then Okieland, if and when I decide to do something as dastardly as express an unpopular opinion on an internet message board again! :sarcasm
calm down... right now. :LOLtartarAnd I'm "outraged" that this absurd thread has 40+ posts![]()
Ha, you edited your post! Backing off your statement?And I'm "outraged" that this absurd thread has 40+ posts![]()