Pet Peeves

Waitresses that have to talk to everyone at every table all while carrying my drink on her tray. It started its journey as a full drink. Then charge me $6 and give me the "tip me" face for what ends up being a 3/4 full drink.

Me for tipping her and her boobies anyways.

 
Hooked on Huskers said:
I love baseball but .....

- Constantly adjust uniforms crotch and/or itchy jockstrap.

- Tinkered around in batter gloves ..... loosen, tighten, loosen, tighten, loosen, tighten. Every pitch.

BTW, proposed rules. After two strikes count, the first out of play foul will be a gift. However, the second foul, strike out, just like bunt rules.

Question: Lots of batters, like >40% ratio are LH swingers and yet in golf, very rare lefty swingers (Bubba, Phil, Weir). Exactly why? I know slight advantage against right hand pitchers but ......
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Duh ..... I found the answer, I think .....

Lefty in the golf world

Add to that fact the number of young left-handers that switch to golfing right-handed in order to avoid the scarcity of good left-handed equipment options and the percentage of left-handed professional golfers dips below global average to about seven percent. If they didn’t already have enough disadvantages, it is also important to remember that nearly all published golf instruction is directed toward a right-handed swing and many golf instructors struggle to coach left-handers. Despite there being such disadvantages, however, lefties have started to make a name for themselves in professional golf.
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My 8yr old that comes running into the house to piss and gets it everywhere except the toilet because he is in a hurry to get back to what he was doing.

I told him to just pee in the yard from now on if he is going to continue to make a mess if he is in that big of a hurry. Needless to say, my 4yr old daughter is peeing and pooping in the yard cause that is what brother told her I said to do if she doesn't want to go inside.

 
Stumpy1 said:
My 8yr old that comes running into the house to piss and gets it everywhere except the toilet because he is in a hurry to get back to what he was doing.

I told him to just pee in the yard from now on if he is going to continue to make a mess if he is in that big of a hurry. Needless to say, my 4yr old daughter is peeing and pooping in the yard cause that is what brother told her I said to do if she doesn't want to go inside.
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That's funny right there...
 
Stumpy1 said:
My 8yr old that comes running into the house to piss and gets it everywhere except the toilet because he is in a hurry to get back to what he was doing.

I told him to just pee in the yard from now on if he is going to continue to make a mess if he is in that big of a hurry. Needless to say, my 4yr old daughter is peeing and pooping in the yard cause that is what brother told her I said to do if she doesn't want to go inside.
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Ha ha! We call that "watering the tree" at my place. As my 4-year-old grows up he'll probably think that "watering the tree" means to pee on it.

Random person ten years from now: "Someone should water that tree."

NUance Jr.: /whips out Johnson and starts peeing; "I got it!"

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beanman said:
Stumpy1 said:
My 8yr old that comes running into the house to piss and gets it everywhere except the toilet because he is in a hurry to get back to what he was doing.

I told him to just pee in the yard from now on if he is going to continue to make a mess if he is in that big of a hurry. Needless to say, my 4yr old daughter is peeing and pooping in the yard cause that is what brother told her I said to do if she doesn't want to go inside.
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That's funny right there...
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What makes it better is the day she done it, my son comes in and tells me that she pooped in the yard. I go out and asked her and she tells me " yep, over there ". I look over and my bulldog is eating it.

My kids never cease to amaze me and my dog is dumber then a box of hammers

 
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