I'm not really a troll, well i guess 50/50. Anyway your counter for trolls is awesome...best i have seen. Someone on Huskermax hacked my computer a few months back and i am trying to encourage them to do it again as a handful of files on my computer have a trojan or bsod.Also i am not a "Bama" fan....its just that this person hates Alabama and the SEC. I am a husker fan and your response as a mod was classic.
I didnt think that someone else might do harmless hacks in the way you did as i dont want anyone else getting a trojan or blue screen.
In case you get one from my computer they are minor, just update drivers manuel for the bsod and run rfkill for the trojan. Sorry and great job!