Porn!

I don't look at porn anymore since it was banned here on HuskerBoard.

But...I don't look at it any less...lqtm

Actually, that's wrong...I hardly ever look at it unless the local hard rock radio guy mentions something about celebrity nudity and posts links to them on his facebook page...I found that the height of my porn consumption was after I was married and my ex pretty much cut me off a couple of days after talking me into getting neutered...It was getting hard to share a bed without firing off a few blanks prior to going to bed and seeing her in her ugly flannel jammies...or worse...just wearing her thong underbritches....

 
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I say we do a Huskerboard adult film. I know a guy that can get me a half dozen girls or so. Ive seen a few of them, be glad we wouldn't be paying by the pound. We will need someone to write a script. I have adequate equipment for making the film. Need a few extras as well as a costume designer. Im sure Count and Sd will be fighting for the job of fluffer, what with their obsession with little wiener looking punctuation marks. We should probably do it professional like and take resumes. Porn names are a must. I don't think most of the names on here exude sexuality. Maybe Mavric. Could be fun. Something to stick in the stockings for xmas.

 
RedRedJarvisRedwhine said:
I say we do a Huskerboard adult film. I know a guy that can get me a half dozen girls or so. Ive seen a few of them, be glad we wouldn't be paying by the pound. We will need someone to write a script. I have adequate equipment for making the film. Need a few extras as well as a costume designer. Im sure Count and Sd will be fighting for the job of fluffer, what with their obsession with little wiener looking punctuation marks. We should probably do it professional like and take resumes. Porn names are a must. I don't think most of the names on here exude sexuality. Maybe Mavric. Could be fun. Something to stick in the stockings for xmas.
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Hedley Lamarr is a fantastic porn name

 
Hedley Lamarr said:
RedRedJarvisRedwhine said:
I say we do a Huskerboard adult film. I know a guy that can get me a half dozen girls or so. Ive seen a few of them, be glad we wouldn't be paying by the pound. We will need someone to write a script. I have adequate equipment for making the film. Need a few extras as well as a costume designer. Im sure Count and Sd will be fighting for the job of fluffer, what with their obsession with little wiener looking punctuation marks. We should probably do it professional like and take resumes. Porn names are a must. I don't think most of the names on here exude sexuality. Maybe Mavric. Could be fun. Something to stick in the stockings for xmas.
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Hedley Lamarr is a fantastic porn name
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What kind of porn?

 
RedRedJarvisRedwhine said:
Hedley Lamarr said:
RedRedJarvisRedwhine said:
I say we do a Huskerboard adult film. I know a guy that can get me a half dozen girls or so. Ive seen a few of them, be glad we wouldn't be paying by the pound. We will need someone to write a script. I have adequate equipment for making the film. Need a few extras as well as a costume designer. Im sure Count and Sd will be fighting for the job of fluffer, what with their obsession with little wiener looking punctuation marks. We should probably do it professional like and take resumes. Porn names are a must. I don't think most of the names on here exude sexuality. Maybe Mavric. Could be fun. Something to stick in the stockings for xmas.
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Hedley Lamarr is a fantastic porn name
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What kind of porn?
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One that involves the barely legal lady types and one Hedley

 
RedRedJarvisRedwhine said:
I say we do a Huskerboard adult film. I know a guy that can get me a half dozen girls or so. Ive seen a few of them, be glad we wouldn't be paying by the pound. We will need someone to write a script. I have adequate equipment for making the film. Need a few extras as well as a costume designer. Im sure Count and Sd will be fighting for the job of fluffer, what with their obsession with little wiener looking punctuation marks. We should probably do it professional like and take resumes. Porn names are a must. I don't think most of the names on here exude sexuality. Maybe Mavric. Could be fun. Something to stick in the stockings for xmas.
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Scene one:

A dimly lit room comes into focus. A date in parenthesis reads May 12th 1984. The woman in question is 9 1/2 months pregnant. A man holding her hand who appears to reek of cheap whiskey. The woman clearly in labor screams and pushes. The man takes a puff off his camel non filter and a swig of his flask. Cut to black.

Scene two:

Smorgasboard of tits a$$ and schlong. You cant tell asses from elbows. We open with the bukake scene, really drive the point home. A hero emerges from the pile. He is covered in goo but smiling and ready for more.

Thoughts so far?

 
I haven't researched Crane's work. From the little I know, I don't think I want to.

BTW - Mavrin is worth looking up. He's an incredible photographer.

 
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