I knew it. I knew it! I told speed when we drew Hedley's name out of the hat, "This time, no pitchforks." But did he listen? No. He brang a whole truckload of pitchforks and handed them out to everybody. I says to him, "Hey, what's up with the pitchforks?" and he goes, "You brought all those torches!" and I'm all like, "How are we gonna see in this pitch blackness without torches?!?!" and he's like, "You bring torches, we gotta have pitchforks. It's in the bylaws." & I said, "Screw the bylaws, we ain't bringing pitchforks" and then Crewe chimes in with, "Where should I put all this tar?" and Po is all like, "I ain't carrying these feathers by myself. They're flying around everywhere and it's a bother!" and Fowler's all, "I got us this here rail for puttin' him up on when he's all tarred and feathered," and accountability ups with, "I got us a big ol' barrel full o' water for dunkin' him in to see if he's a witch" and I'm like, "THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO WITCH DUNKIN' THIS TIME I DONE TOLD YOU THAT" and by that time speed had already distributed the pitchforks so what was I gonna do?