Protocol #2

I saw some magazines in a friends bathroom and it got me thinking. What is everyone's protocol for #

  • I like to read, play on my phone, and in general enjoy the experience

    Votes: 6 66.7%
  • I get done quick , light a candle and run away

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • I'm not using the toilet just trying to get away from annoying spouse/kids

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I like to take a nap on the throne

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I do my best thinking during these moments, i'm in here solving the worlds problems, thinking deep

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I do my business then immediately jump in the shower. Cleanliness is next to Godliness you know

    Votes: 1 11.1%

  • Total voters
    9
I've done, and do, all of those at various times.  Well, except for taking a nap.  I might nap there if I could fall asleep on the throne.  But no way.   

 
I remember growing up everyone had magazine racks in the bathroom. I wondered if people actually read them or they were just for show. I would vote mostly the second option so i don't need them . I also can't sleep there either, but we had an old guy at work who would hide from the boss in there for hours, you could hear him snoring. lol

 
You forgot to add one option -- eat.  I have on (rare) occasion gone in the bathroom in order to finish my food, away from the beggers brigade (animals).

EDIT -- not while I'm #2ing of course, but in line with "I'm not really going to the bathroom"

 
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