OK...I've decided...Purify tells Callahan his 'alcohol' sob story, swears it won't happen at least until his dog loses to Vicks', dedicates himself to never owning a Gold Mercedes with those stupid rims that throw up sparks and attracts the cops, promises he won't ever live in the L.A. metro area, pleads no contest, demands that all of his ex's live on the ground floor to eradicate 'stair dragging' issues, waves at the convenience store instead of doing the Heisman robbing, bypasses all parked cars, suspends himself from all jr. high flag football games who may or may not have a pimply kid talking enough trash to get plowed over with a car, gets tons of community service and probation, gets a 2-game suspension. You heard it here first, folks.
Purify, you are about to get a gift...anyone here can sense that...but the edge between success and prison is VERY VERY narrow right now...maybe the blackish shade of gray of colors...time to determine what's more important. I hope you've learned the lesson...the next one is how irrelevant the style in which you pick up the bar of soap in the shower. Think you're immune because you're a Husker? :hmmph Sorry, there's a few of you under my watch.