Im with you.
But, I think its fair to say that our standards are "be competitive in the west annually, win the division on a semi regular basis, and win the conference every now and then"
What coach that has built a program to that level would take the Nebraska job? Any examples? I can't think of any.
So anybody we will hire is either going to be a (1) hot up and comer, (2) an established coach with sub par results, or (3) a coach that had that kind of success for a limited time. I'd take options (1) and (3). Not (2).