Wasn't that funny when they called you Mike D'Antoni?..... Hey, Mark...... Hey, ........ yeah, that was funny.... anyhoo, ...... yup.
"HEY LARRY! ... THAT SURE WAS AN INTERESTING CALL! ... I'M NOT SURE THAT I TOTALLY AGREE WITH IT! ... OH WELL, I GUESS THAT'S FOOTBALL ! ... By the way, how's Nancy? Sure hope she's feeling better. Did she get my card? Super! Talk to you later!"
"You dare kids! Quit playing on the grass...Well, Nancy, I just laid down that sod, and they are going to disturb the roots. Plus, they are getting awful close to the hydrangeas, and you know how temperamental they can get. It's just not right. You know I'm trying to coach here, and now, I'm going to have to go down to see Shawn to figure out if he can do anything about all this ruckus. Gee whiz, gal dumb it. Sometimes I can just get so peeved."