We the people of HuskerBoard, in order to form a more perfect forum, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the Blackshirt defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the best damned football team in the land.
1st Amendment - The Right to Freedom of Speech
2nd Amendment - The Right to Keep and Bear a f#&%ing Fullback
3rd Amendment - No Husker Fan shall be forced to house a Hawkeye fan for any reason whatsoever without their consent
4th Amendment - Please delete my browser history upon my death
5th Amendment - If you liked the Riley Era, you shall remain Silent