SBNation's Meltdown Time

so, everyone finally agree its not the coaches but the pussies who suit up every week? saban couldnt win with this bunch of cumdrunks.

We have sucked c$%k since 2010 hit the calendar. That is a lot of c$%k

We have a bunch of all talk hype players that turn into 2nd grade pussies when they get punched in the mouth.
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Nothing sweeter or more satisfying than Longhorn tears.

 
Nebraska 17 Northern Illinois 21

Well that was a fun season

Goodbye, recruits.

Before you old dogs start saying they're just kids.... At 21 I was flying in SAR aircraft…doing work. These college boys need to suck it the f#*k up and play some goddamn football. Bench

Tanner Lee. Why? Because f#*k him. Thats Why.

Never thought Northern Illinois would have me day drinking.

Well. I'm not gonna screw around and watch this sober. A very tall bloody Caesar and a Grain Belt chaser for me

Riley's so angry that tomorrow he's only bringing enough cookies for players to each have one, instead of the regular two

SUCK IT THE f#*k UP...PLAY BALL

Someone f'ing block!!!

Hey Riley. How about some passion. Other than for gum

You cant drink all day.... if you don’t start in the morning!

I’m out until my headache goes away. Which will probably be about November.

Reaching for my lisinopril and my xanax

f#*k me, now I'm worried about next weeks game against Rutgers. We look like Buttgers right now.

Losing to a MAC school? Nebraska is officially a Big Ten member now!

Fire Mike Riley

Bulldoze Memorial stadium

End football

After today, I officially miss Bo. f#*k this nice guy hip hip hooray bulls#!t.

WE ARE A HOCKEY SCHOOL NOW

lets just start a new state. We can name it Alabamaka and maybe we can trick players into signing into our program thinking they're about to play for Alabama

What liquor goes best with bleach?

I heard from my second cousin's friend that Les Miles's wife was looking at houses in Lincoln.

FADE THE LIGHTS, AND FADE THE FLAIRS. NEBRASKA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFF CONTENTION.

We're still undefeated in conference play. Things will be fine

This is why god invented hard liquor

Well I'm glad Nebraska is no longer settling for the mediocrity they had with Bo.
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"f#*k this nice guy hip hip hooray bulls#!t."

"Well I'm glad Nebraska is no longer settling for the mediocrity they had with Bo."

This is one of the reasons I'm really rooting for Riley to succeed -- or at least, to avoid failing really hard. 

How good of a run he's able to put together at Nebraska has little to do with how important values are. As a fanbase we might lose our heads as well as our identity in search of a few more W's. That would be an awful thing to take away from this era.

 
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