So this conversation actually happened...

I would have told her the following:

"What? You mean to tell me you've never heard of me before lady? I was the white Larry Bird for goodness sakes! I shall now pass on your busch league organization! GOOD DAY!"

Works every time.

 
sd said:
Foppa said:
Actually, they do. That's where I blew out my knee playing volleyball
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my wife wrecked her knee playing league v-ball.
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Oooh! So that's what she told you. And here I thought she would spill the beans on the piggy back ride she gave me.

 
When my college went to New Zealand to play a couple of games against the locals, a buddy of mine tore his ACL in our first game. They taped some leaves to it and told him to drink a bunch.

 
PaulCrewe said:
When my college went to New Zealand to play a couple of games against the locals, a buddy of mine tore his ACL in our first game. They taped some leaves to it and told him to drink a bunch.
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Both my knee surgeries were free. Although I think I paid $12 for the pain killers. I walk and run now, so it must've been successful.

 
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