Someone please give me a TL/DR on what's been going on at HB

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1. Who got banned recently and why?

2. What's all this about malware? I read the stickied post about cleaning it up but what actually happened?

Thanks.

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There was a disturbance. Many wept. The honorable took refuge in their strength while the weak cursed and gnashed their teeth.

From the ashes and charnel heaps a thing of hideous strength appeared. From this thing came a sound, at first that of a voice heard crying faintly in the wilderness, but soon it became a cacophony, as if we stood amidst a universe of noise and this was its chaotic center.

A light shone in the darkness. Many turned away - some out of fear, some because they were unable to hope. The light flamed like a thousand suns. Some were warmed by it. Some were burned.

There was confusion and much fear. Wild stories sprang forth of a man clothed in red whose eye could pierce all darkness, from whose mouth sprang doves and spears. The man provided refuge and dispossession in equal measure, doled out at the price of a question. The answer was known before the question was asked. There was a shield, 37 cubits in diameter, bossed with blazing bronze. Upon the shield were impaled both heroes and hard men.

At first many knew not that the shield was unclothed. Whereupon this became known, in secret alleys and byways, in copses and lairs, much discussion could be heard. There was a blaze of exultation and a river of lamentation, and the fire and water mingled and neither were quenched. A great reek arose, and amidst the fumes and foetors some danced and some despaired. A voice and a voice and a voice spoke, and though they whispered yet they shouted. And the shout was heard, and the great shield was employed once again, and yet more were impaled upon the shield, and the bronze ran with red, and yet shone ever brighter.

There came a yet greater time of consternation and the question was no longer asked, but wielded as a weapon. And though the shield was manifest, yet ever more was the question wielded.

From this time of consternation sprang forth again the man in red. At length he spake, and at length he explained. At once were his words mysterious yet always known, apocryphal yet attainable to all.

And while the question is yet asked, and while the shield yet shines in bronze and blood, the sun yet rises, and the snows fall and melt again, and lo! time marches ever on.

 
Dude? Where do you come up with this sh#t knapp?

Lol.

Some people, got banned Excel. Read the f'ing board and figure it out. God knows there's enough of the weeping around here for you to gather what happened.

There were a few dudes I liked that got banned too. I have yet to shed a tear....boo. hoo.

Why?

Cause I pray to God none of those fu#*$ are crying about it. If they are, I ask why? Man up pussies.

Beanman was the only dude that got banned that knows who I am personally. If Beano gives two sh#ts that he was banned from here, then God help him. Who gives a f#*k? So you don't get to chime in on the incessant bitchiness and whining from Teachercd and TheSker? Or LOMS doesn't get to lay his holier than thou shtick on you all while acting like a helpless child? So what?

Move on with life. It's a f'ing message board!

 
knapplc said:
There was a disturbance. Many wept. The honorable took refuge in their strength while the weak cursed and gnashed their teeth.From the ashes and charnel heaps a thing of hideous strength appeared. From this thing came a sound, at first that of a voice heard crying faintly in the wilderness, but soon it became a cacophony, as if we stood amidst a universe of noise and this was its chaotic center.A light shone in the darkness. Many turned away - some out of fear, some because they were unable to hope. The light flamed like a thousand suns. Some were warmed by it. Some were burned.There was confusion and much fear. Wild stories sprang forth of a man clothed in red whose eye could pierce all darkness, from whose mouth sprang doves and spears. The man provided refuge and dispossession in equal measure, doled out at the price of a question. The answer was known before the question was asked. There was a shield, 37 cubits in diameter, bossed with blazing bronze. Upon the shield were impaled both heroes and hard men.At first many knew not that the shield was unclothed. Whereupon this became known, in secret alleys and byways, in copses and lairs, much discussion could be heard. There was a blaze of exultation and a river of lamentation, and the fire and water mingled and neither were quenched. A great reek arose, and amidst the fumes and foetors some danced and some despaired. A voice and a voice and a voice spoke, and though they whispered yet they shouted. And the shout was heard, and the great shield was employed once again, and yet more were impaled upon the shield, and the bronze ran with red, and yet shone ever brighter.There came a yet greater time of consternation and the question was no longer asked, but wielded as a weapon. And though the shield was manifest, yet ever more was the question wielded.From this time of consternation sprang forth again the man in red. At length he spake, and at length he explained. At once were his words mysterious yet always known, apocryphal yet attainable to all.And while the question is yet asked, and while the shield yet shines in bronze and blood, the sun yet rises, and the snows fall and melt again, and lo! time marches ever on.
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I'm more confused than ever. Ah well, back to lurking I guess.

 
If you've been lurking there's no way you've missed any of this?

Is literally been the talk of all the ladies in the knitting circle for about two weeks now.

 
knapplc said:
There was a disturbance. Many wept. The honorable took refuge in their strength while the weak cursed and gnashed their teeth.

From the ashes and charnel heaps a thing of hideous strength appeared. From this thing came a sound, at first that of a voice heard crying faintly in the wilderness, but soon it became a cacophony, as if we stood amidst a universe of noise and this was its chaotic center.

A light shone in the darkness. Many turned away - some out of fear, some because they were unable to hope. The light flamed like a thousand suns. Some were warmed by it. Some were burned.

There was confusion and much fear. Wild stories sprang forth of a man clothed in red whose eye could pierce all darkness, from whose mouth sprang doves and spears. The man provided refuge and dispossession in equal measure, doled out at the price of a question. The answer was known before the question was asked. There was a shield, 37 cubits in diameter, bossed with blazing bronze. Upon the shield were impaled both heroes and hard men.

At first many knew not that the shield was unclothed. Whereupon this became known, in secret alleys and byways, in copses and lairs, much discussion could be heard. There was a blaze of exultation and a river of lamentation, and the fire and water mingled and neither were quenched. A great reek arose, and amidst the fumes and foetors some danced and some despaired. A voice and a voice and a voice spoke, and though they whispered yet they shouted. And the shout was heard, and the great shield was employed once again, and yet more were impaled upon the shield, and the bronze ran with red, and yet shone ever brighter.

There came a yet greater time of consternation and the question was no longer asked, but wielded as a weapon. And though the shield was manifest, yet ever more was the question wielded.

From this time of consternation sprang forth again the man in red. At length he spake, and at length he explained. At once were his words mysterious yet always known, apocryphal yet attainable to all.

And while the question is yet asked, and while the shield yet shines in bronze and blood, the sun yet rises, and the snows fall and melt again, and lo! time marches ever on.
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indeed.

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The first batch were banned because they got warnings from the Admins for their behavior toward other poster(s) and proceeded to tell the Admin were to stick it. The second batch got banned because they decided to get sh**ty with the Admins/Mods over the first batch getting the boot. Some decided to leave because they didn't like any of it.

 
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Some people got banned because they said they didn't like bacon. They've lost HB privileges and have been reported to the proper authorities. The end game is deportation. Probably to the South Pole or Iowa.

 
Our boys in uniform fight in faraway lands every damn day to keep our bacon free. You better enjoy it, damnit.

This is what happens when knapp swallows a Webster's and a couple of tomes of poetry. He throws them back up, usually on here.

 
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