Starting Lineup Campaigning Thread

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Creighton Duke and (Ivanka) Trump: Making Huskerboard Great Again!

 
I once ate two quesadillas from D'Leons, one chicken and one steak. I think that says plenty towards my qualifications.
What time did you consume them?
This will be a factor in if i vote for you.
I would say 5 minutes
no no no no... what time of day?
It was an early lunch
incorrect-- 3am is the only proper answer.

 
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Creighton Duke and (Ivanka) Trump: Making Huskerboard Great Again!
Trumps a creep who said he'd boink his daughter if they weren't related. But that's for a different part of the board.
But why you should vote for me... I'm not a Creighton fan for basketball. I stick to my 'Skers for all sports minus extreme Frisbee, sorry extreme Frisbee fans.

 
I once ate two quesadillas from D'Leons, one chicken and one steak. I think that says plenty towards my qualifications.
What time did you consume them?
This will be a factor in if i vote for you.
I would say 5 minutes
no no no no... what time of day?
It was an early lunch
incorrect-- 3am is the only proper answer.
Hell if we are counting drunk 3am food, I've eaten worse things...

 
After many years of lurking in the background, not adding anything significant, and generally just getting annoyed with people (Looking at you Matty and Hedly). I would like to campaign to be the starting long snapper. I feel as though it is fitting as most of you will never notice me, and the times you do will when I say something so off the mark it gets you riled up.

I think it's fitting.

 
All the years we've been doing this Starting Lineup thing, I've never gotten to be a Blackshirt. While I appreciate the nomination for Head Coach, if you guys would not vote for me and let me try my chances at Defense, I'd appreciate it.

 
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