I'll put it this way. Whether Stoops would want to be a head coach at NU is irrelevant. The chances that NU hires an OU head coach to be a Nebraska head coach? It'll happen as soon as NU replaces Adidas with Nike, Nike changes our jersey colors to black and gold and green and puts rubber ducks on them, Pepsi is changed out on campus in exchange for Budweiser vending machines, blue-hairs start complaining that the students keep asking them to sit down and be quiet at games, Lamb Of God replaces the marching band at halftime, instead of hearing "Hot dogs!" and "Runzas!" from the stadium vendors you hear "Weed!" and "LSD!" and Tom Osborne starts hitting The Night Before to find replacement of the cheerleaders.
Other than that...become the athletic director and convince Bobby to come be the new Nebraska head coach.
Umm.....I think it would be easily more plausible than your scenario. IF the spot was available and Bob was available your telling me a proven, clean record, winning coach would get the blow off because he coached at Boomer? That is just as funny.
This program has hired from outside of the "husker family" before.
Calling for Stoops' head is just further proof that drugs are bad