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He came home to get his unpaid water bill and found he had left the upstairs faucet on with the drain plug in the tub. Complete and unrefutable deluge :)
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He came home to get his unpaid water bill and found he had left the upstairs faucet on with the drain plug in the tub. NO, but it was the same kind of thing.

 

These are boring, some one dies in the next one. :devil

 
1. Was the destruction the result of natural causes?

2. Was the destruction the result of something the man did?

3. Was the destruction the result of something the man didn't do?

4. Was the destruction the result of a third party?

5. Was the destruction caused by a man-made object?

 
1.  Was the destruction the result of natural causes?2.  Was the destruction the result of something the man did?

3.  Was the destruction the result of something the man didn't do?

4.  Was the destruction the result of a third party?

5.  Was the destruction caused by a man-made object?
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1. Was the destruction the result of natural causes? YES & NO

2. Was the destruction the result of something the man did? YES & NO

3. Was the destruction the result of something the man didn't do? YES & NO

4. Was the destruction the result of a third party? NO

5. Was the destruction caused by a man-made object? YES & NO

Good questions AR, did the answers help any? :D

 
Slacker,
Oh Lucy let me esplane the 5th amendment to you. <_<

Are u an elected govt official  :lol:
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Well, let me see, that depends on the way you look at it. Let's just say YES & NO

 
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DId what the man came to collect have direct bearing on the destruction of his house?

Was his house made of "normal" meterials (i.e., wood, bricks, stucco, etc.)?

 
DId what the man came to collect have direct bearing on the destruction of his house?
Was his house made of "normal" meterials (i.e., wood, bricks, stucco, etc.)?
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DId what the man came to collect have direct bearing on the destruction of his house? YES

Was his house made of "normal" meterials (i.e., wood, bricks, stucco, etc.)? YES

 
Does collect imply there were multiples of the thing being retrieved?

Was the thing which the man was collecting an animal (including a person/people)?

Did the destruction of the house occur within a single day?

A few hours?

A few minutes?

More than one day?

Was the house destroyed utterly (as in, no walls or roof remained)?

Were the contents of the house also destroyed?

If so, did the thing which destroyed the house also destroy the contents of the house?

 
Does collect imply there were multiples of the thing being retrieved?
Was the thing which the man was collecting an animal (including a person/people)?

Did the destruction of the house occur within a single day?

A few hours?

A few minutes?

More than one day?

Was the house destroyed utterly (as in, no walls or roof remained)?

Were the contents of the house also destroyed?

If so, did the thing which destroyed the house also destroy the contents of the house?
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Does collect imply there were multiples of the thing being retrieved? NO

Was the thing which the man was collecting an animal (including a person/people)? NO

Did the destruction of the house occur within a single day? YES

A few hours? YES

A few minutes? NO

More than one day? NO

Was the house destroyed utterly (as in, no walls or roof remained)? YES

Were the contents of the house also destroyed? YES

If so, did the thing which destroyed the house also destroy the contents of the house? YES

 
It was Thanksgiving and the man was cooking a Turkey... he left to go to work and forgot to take the turkey out... the turkey exploded spreading a grease fire everywhere...

 
It was Thanksgiving and the man was cooking a Turkey... he left to go to work and forgot to take the turkey out... the turkey exploded spreading a grease fire everywhere...
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It was Thanksgiving and the man was cooking a Turkey... he left to go to work and forgot to take the turkey out... the turkey exploded spreading a grease NO

fire everywhere. YES

 
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He returned home to get a lit punk that he had laid down by a stockpile of M-80's, Silver Solutes and Cherry Bombs. What an Idjit, big boom big fire finito.

:horns2

GBR

 
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