The BIGREDIOWAN Quote of the Week!! #3

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Hey everyone, do you know what time it is?!

Time for another edition of...

*audience members in semi-unison* The BIGREDIOWAN Quote of the Weeeeeeeek!! :horns2 :wasted :cowbell:

That's right folks, and here's your host with the most! DROWNING IN THE SEA OF RED!!!!!!

*audience roars with excitement. females fainting as if I were Justin Timberlake (which, I pretty much am)* :clap :clap :clap :clap :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Hello everyone and welcome to another exciting edition of The BIGREDIOWAN Quote of the Week! After taking a week off for, uh, "personal reflection". We are BACK! And better than ever!!!

*audience cheers wildly!!* :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :clap :woo :woo :woo :woo :woo

As you know we are here to honor the late great BIGREDIOWAN...

*audience becomes silent. a baby begins to cry* :unsure: :cry

[producer #3]: Uhh, Drowning, BRI isn't dead yet...

*collective sigh of relief is heard from the audience*

*Drowning fires cue-card holder*

Moving on! We're here to honor the most amazing guy in the whole Huskerboard.com world. Mr. BIGREDIOWAN! And we do so by looking as some of his most memorable moments. From the hilarious, to the sad; from the joyful, to the down right pissed off. But mostly the embarrassing stuff.

Today we go back to were BIGREDIOWAN earned his legendary status.

*audience "oohs"* :hellloooo

That's right! The even more legendary: Last to Post Wins Thread!!!

*audience jumps out of there seats with excitement, cheering a yelling at the top of their lungs* :worship :corndance :w00t :ahhhhhhhh

Ok, ok, ok! Settle down folks... let's take a look, shall we?

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Drum roll, please...

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Ladies, and gentlemen... I present to you... The BIGREDIOWAN Quote of the Week!!!

BIGREDIOWAN said:
Awwww thanks!!!! But, you have to take me out and treat me like a lady first before you get lucky!!!
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linkage fool!

*audience sits in stunned silence for a moment* :mellow: :huh: :o :blink: :unsure:

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*audience bursts into uncontrollable laughter* :rollin :laughpound :rollin :laughpound :rollin :laughpound

Well, I guess it's safe to say we learned something new about our hero today. Albeit, well... nevermind... *clears throat*

Well, that will do it for us here, folks!

Remember, if you're bored and find yourself rummaging through BIGREDIOWAN's post history and you run across a gem like this, or if you see something he recently posted that you think is worthy of being The BRIQOTW, send your nominations to me, Drowning in the Sea of Red.

And did you miss any of our previous editions? Have no fear... You can check 'em out here:

The BRIQotW #1

The BRIQotW #2

Until next week, folks! :cop:

*audience cheers, music plays* :clap :band

 
It's not my fault I'm so hot that everyone wants me.....................hang on Drowning's sister is calling me...................."No I told you to put on the crotchless panties women!" I gotta go.................

 
BIGREDIOWAN said:
It's not my fault I'm so hot that everyone wants me.....................hang on Drowning's sister is calling me...................."No I told you to put on the crotchless panties women!" I gotta go.................
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Drowning's sister is Finkle! Finkle is Drowning's sister. Drowning's sister is a man! Drowning's sister is a man?

knYBw2aRTtk

 
huskeraddict said:
Drowning's sister is Finkle! Finkle is Drowning's sister. Drowning's sister is a man! Drowning's sister is a man?

knYBw2aRTtk
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Who is that?

Looks almost exactly like my best friend's roomate Freshman year at UNL (Abel-6)

Can't think of his name..Think he transfered to Stanford.

 
posting close to 17,000 times in three years, you probably might slip up a couple of times.

taken out of context, you would think that BRI is a lady. but i can assure you, all you need is a $15 gift certificate to Outback Steakhouse and you'll be in her panties in no time.

 
huskerjack23 said:
posting close to 17,000 times in three years, you probably might slip up a couple of times.

taken out of context, you would think that BRI is a lady. but i can assure you, all you need is a $15 gift certificate to Outback Steakhouse and you'll be in her panties in no time.
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Nice................. :lol:

 
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