huskernation20
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You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You
don't even have to like 'em!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve
Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering
machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the
backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The
taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the
house.
The cat we put out in the yard, but then scoots back into
the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because
she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get
the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab,
my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house
will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi
driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to
say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," I said, as we drove away. That stupid b!^@h was
hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger
to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed
her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat
a$$ downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car.
don't even have to like 'em!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve
Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering
machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the
backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The
taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the
house.
The cat we put out in the yard, but then scoots back into
the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because
she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get
the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab,
my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house
will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi
driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to
say good-bye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," I said, as we drove away. That stupid b!^@h was
hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger
to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed
her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat
a$$ downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car.
