The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[GM_Tood]

Shawn Watson hates how women always wanna have a serious relationship and sh#t. Shawn Watson just wants to f#*k like monkeys every once in a while without having to take you on stupid dates and sh#t. Damn...

Even Shawn Watson is disappointed that GSG hasn't gotten a girlfriend yet.

Shawn Watson would make one helluva wingman.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson likes a very much a Corky Bucheck. You know a Corky Bucheck. Bing bong, bing bang bong

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson closed down HuskerBoard for a day because the quips were too clever

 

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Shawn Watson closed down HuskerBoard for a day because the quips were too clever

I had a feeling Shawn Watson was behind that. That cheeky bastard.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Pretty sure I saw Shawn Watson was picking up garbage at RibFest last night. I decided to throw him a bone. Literally.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson wants to know where the f#*k everyone was tonight??? As if there was some event/thread bigger than his.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson was under the assumption that Bubba was choosing between Louisville and the Royals tonight.

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson was under the assumption that Bubba was choosing between Louisville and the Royals tonight.

Shawn Watson's assumptions have been linked to certain types of cancer.

 

[GM_Tood]

Shawn Watson likes 'em high and inside.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson has resigned from Louisville to become Bubba's personal batboy

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Why is Shawn Watson stalking Nebraska on the BTN? I just heard his name and saw his face in the press box

 

[The Dude]

Shawn Watson discovered the cure for menopausal discomfort. That cure? Shawn Watson.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Saying Shawn Watson is an offensive genious is lie saying Corky, from Life Goes On, could take Usain Bolt in a footrace.

 

[GSG]

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[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson can't find a gf if his life depended on it...now I know why GSG can't find one...or should I say...Shawn Watson!