The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson got confused by the ballot in the 2000 Presidential Election.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson wishes he was hung like Ed Helms

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson wishes he was hung like Ed Helms

How does Shawn Watson know how hung Ed Helms is?

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson wishes he was hung like Ed Helms

How does Shawn Watson know how hung Ed Helms is?

Shawn Watson heard that Ed Helms is very well equipped (on Workaholics last night).

 

[knapplc]

I'd trade places with Ed Helms when he's rubbing up against that Erin chick from The Office. She's... interesting.

Sincerely,

Shawn Watson

 

[GSG]

I'd trade places with Ed Helms when he's rubbing up against that Erin chick from The Office. She's... interesting.

Sincerely,

Shawn Watson

I'm Shawn Watson and I approve this message.

Shawn Watson will also post a hilarious video of hers when he gets home from work. :thumbs

Here we go:

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/1183463/derrick-comedy-blowjob

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson wants to know who stole his Lap Hog XL Special Edition Gold condom.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson can't help it that God blessed-slash-cursed him with a thigh-slapper.

 

[GSG]

Hey guys, it’s me. Shawn Bon Jovi. Livin’ on a prayer that you guys are still alive and well. Regardless, you’re wanted. Dead or alive. But hopefully alive, because that would be so weird if you guys were dead.

 

[GM_Tood]

Shawn Watson is getting jealous of the Facts About Rex thread.

 

[tjohn deaux]

Shawn Watson shot JR

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson calls himself Dr. Mantis Toboggan.

 

[308_Husker]

Shawn Watson ate the Donner party.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson thinks the sewer is a lot like Willy Wonka except instead of chocolate in the water, there's poo in the water.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson apologizes for leaving an old play calling sheet in the press box that Tim Beck obviously used today.