The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

walksalone · Dec 14, 2011

Shawn Watson allergic to a spermicide that made his d!(k look like a pickle

walksalone · Dec 14, 2011

Everytime Shawn Watson tries to bang a chick in the bath room of a dance club, her friends show up at exactly the wrong time

HeyBurke · Dec 14, 2011

Shawn Watson only knows one thing, and that's that Shawn Watson ain't scared of no cracka-a$$ zombie.

ZRod · Dec 14, 2011

Little know fact, Shawn Watson is a dry guy anytime anywhere.

walksalone · Dec 14, 2011

Shawn Watson grills in downpours

ADS · Dec 14, 2011

Shawn Watson is just a common Bavarian whore.

The Dude · Dec 14, 2011

Shawn Watson ordered a #18 from De Leon's and ate the whole thing.

ADS · Dec 14, 2011

The Dude said:
Shawn Watson ordered a #18 from De Leon's and ate the whole thing.

Then Shawn Watson had mud butt fot two days after eating the #18 from De leon's.

The Dude · Dec 14, 2011

Shawn Watson went on the Antiques Roadshow to have his grandmother appraised.

($2,000 - $3,000)

GSG · Dec 14, 2011

Shawn Watson got f#cked in the a$$ by a transgender Thai stripper.

They came together.

GSG · Dec 14, 2011

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”

Shawn Watson has.

ZRod · Dec 15, 2011

GSG5545 said:
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”

Shawn Watson has.

Shawn Watson was like "W T F mate?"

walksalone · Dec 15, 2011

Shawn Watson almost got killed by 4 machete wielding Turks in a whorehouse

walksalone · Dec 15, 2011

Shawn Watson didn't know he was watching a gay porn, until he was a half hour in and there still wasn't any chicks

walksalone · Dec 15, 2011

Shawn Watson only date rape attempt was thwarted when he roofied himself