The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[GSG]

Shawn Watson needs to blow dro, bro.

 

[knapplc]

If you google Shawn Watson today, the #3 hit will be his Huskers.com bio page. #4 is a Huskers.com article about Watson digging for "diamonds in the rough."

His Louisville bio is the fifth hit.

 

[NUance]

To avoid pooping shortly after he takes a shower, Shawn Watson always poops while he's still in the shower.

 

[ADS]

To avoid pooping shortly after he takes a shower, Shawn Watson always poops while he's still in the shower.

Shawn Watson got that idea from Decked.

 

[NUance]

To avoid pooping shortly after he takes a shower, Shawn Watson always poops while he's still in the shower.

Shawn Watson got that idea from Decked.

What? DiB showers in a cave??

 

[ADS]

To avoid pooping shortly after he takes a shower, Shawn Watson always poops while he's still in the shower.

Shawn Watson got that idea from Decked.

What? DiB showers in a cave??

It honestly would not surprise me.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson would rather take a shower at Penn St. than cheer for the Huskers

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson is a fan of Iowa football.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson thinks Jonny "Bones" Jones is afraid of "The American Gangster" Chael Sonnen.

 

[ADS]

The McRib is back, and you gots to go through Shawn Watson.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson is abhorred that his coworker reads filth like 50 Shades of Grey

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson would never read 50 Shades of Grey. He's waiting for the movie.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson is pissed that nobody mentioned his awesome, crushing win over Kentucky.

 

[redout22]

Shawn Watson took over the game today

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson only enjoys two things in life: bangin whores, and boiling demin.