The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[GSG]

Shawn Watson moved the Minneapolis Lakers to Los Angeles where there are no lakes. He moved the Oilers to Tennessee where there is no oil. He moved the Jazz to Salt Lake City where they don't allow music. He also moved the Raiders from Oakland to LA back to Oakland. No-one in LA seemed to notice.

 

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Shawn Watson has a whole mess of popsicles down in the cellar.

 

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Shawn Watson smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.

Me, Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Caterring were blazin that sh*t up everyday.

 

[redout22]

Shawn Watson does not partipate in SHark Week.

 

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Shawn Watson comes from the planet bullsh*t

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.

Me, Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Caterring were blazin that sh*t up everyday.

Shawn!? You suck!

 

[RockyMountainOySker]

Shawn Watson comes from the planet bullsh*t

In the galaxy of this sucks camel d*cks.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson recommends you stope being such a f****t. You're in the back seat.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson can see Blue. He looks glorious!

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson just wants to make people silky-smooth.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson is heteroflexible.

 

[redout22]

Shawn Watson is not the most interesting man in the world

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson's bed is a car. But a really sweet car!

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson framed ROger Rabbit

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop