The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[Count 'Bility]

Neat. He said it best, "difference in philosophies". He was retained from the previous regime in an attempt at offensive continuity for a new defense minded HC. The time came for him to move along. I'm happy for Shawn.

 

[ADS]

You know what Shawn Watson had for breakfast? Cocaine. You know what he had for lunch? Cocaine.

 

[NUance]

You know what he had for supper? Powdered sugar. Because Vince Marrow switched it with his cocaine.

 

[knapplc]

@danhoppen

Per Bruce Feldman, former #Huskers and current Louisville OC Shawn Watson has turned down job opportunities at VT, USC and Michigan State.

 

[GSG]

@danhoppen

Per Bruce Feldman, former #Huskers and current Louisville OC Shawn Watson has turned down job opportunities at VT, USC and Michigan State.

Shawn Watson's a punk b!^@h

 

[ADS]

That Shawn Watson, he's a squirrely mo' fucka

 

[ZRod]

Shaw Watson is wiry.

 

[B1G Red]

Shawn Watson suggested to the NWS that they name a winter storm "Q".

 

[B1G Red]

Then Shawn promised them the storm would be 9 to 10 inches, but really only delivered 3 1/2.

 

[B1G Red]

The same thing the punk a$$ b!tc# told my sister.

 

[GSG]

The same thing the punk a$$ b!tc# told my sister.

+1

 

[ADS]

The same thing the punk a$$ b!tc# told my sister.

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson once turned down a good job to see how it felt, then he did it again just to remind himself of the feeling. The third time he did it he was freebasing and it all seemed like a bur.

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson would like Brittney Griner to lift up her skirt. You know, just to make sure everything checks out down there.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson made a pretty penny in the bridge business and in boiled denims.