The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[ADS]

Shawn Watson said his new leather jacket was, "tighter than d!(k skin."

 

[Fuzzy]

 

[Mavric]

Shawn Watson makes Brittney Griner seem feminine by comparison.

 

[EZ-E]

Shawn Watson cut Owen Hart's rope. He then proceeded to plummet to his death.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson, local business owner and cat enthusiast.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson will single handily bring back the WAAAASSSSSUUUUPPPP phenomena

 

[Ratt Mhule]

I found out the hard way you can get an STD when youre on the receiving end of a blow job when I was younger, this is a lesson that needs to be better educated.

Shawn Watson has STDs

 

[GSG]

I found out the hard way you can get an STD when youre on the receiving end of a blow job when I was younger, this is a lesson that needs to be better educated.

Shawn Watson has STDs

Kenny Shawn Watson, you're gonna let a girl put her mouth on your wiener? Do you know how disgusting that is? Girls' mouths are full of germs!

Just because you have condoms doesn't mean you're safe, Kenny Shawn Watson! Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?!

 

[ADS]

I found out the hard way you can get an STD when youre on the receiving end of a blow job when I was younger, this is a lesson that needs to be better educated.

Shawn Watson has STDs

Kenny Shawn Watson, you're gonna let a girl put her mouth on your wiener? Do you know how disgusting that is? Girls' mouths are full of germs!

Just because you have condoms doesn't mean you're safe, Kenny Shawn Watson! Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?!

A South Park quote will always get a +1 from me.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson had to run home and put some water in Buck Nasty's momma's dish.

hate hate hate hate

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson has only two loves in life:

- Big city livin'

- A voodoo woman named Phyllis.

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson didn't call you a jive turkey, he called you a ****-sucker.

 

[The Dude]

Shawn Watson's coat is like Afghanistan. Bombed out and depleted.

 

[EZ-E]

Shawn Watson didn't call you a jive turkey, he called you a ****-sucker.

Shawn Watson was in Ann Arbor during Veitnam.

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson didn't call you a jive turkey, he called you a ****-sucker.

Dude are you in my summer class? Some kid busted that quote out this morning.