The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[macroboy]

I gotta tell you guys, I was thinking my virus wouldn't catch on. I logged out for a few hours and I come back and........I'm tearing up over here.

and for future reference. I will continue to do this in any Shawn Watson b!^@h thread for the rest of my life. (or his time at NU).

 

[macroboy]

double post

Shawn Watson caused my double post.

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson pretending like he couldn't speak English in front of congress when asked about his play calling.

 

[nemajordude]

Shawn Watson caused my android to incorrectly fix "spelling errors."

 

[AK-47]

Shawn Watson tried to run some kids over with his car after a pick up football game.

 

[butterswolfman]

Shawn Watson shot Alexander Hamilton

 

[AK-47]

Shawn Watson's seed spawned Dan Beebe

 

[Sparker]

Shawn Watson was born in Kenya, and won't show anybody his birth certificate.

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson won't let this thread die.

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson bit the head off of a live bat at a press conference.

 

[macroboy]

Shawn Watson still can't find weapons of mass destruction.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

AHH You suck Nuance!!!!! That was my next one!!!

Ha ha! Maybe the best single line from any song ever.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson is LSUFreek.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson dug Saddam Hussein’s spider hole.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson secretly hates Runzas.