The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[holvy83]

Shawn Watson's mama is so fat...

 

[Parl Celini]

Shawn Watson's mama is so fat...

She jumped in the air and got stuck.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

CONFIRMED: Shawn Watson eaten alive by Mark Mangino

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson loves his new windows

 

[GMoose]

Shawn Watson knows where the beef is, but he's not telling.

 

[mmmtodd]

Shawn Watson bought the bar a round...then slipped out the back.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson moved the student seating up into the nosebleed sections.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson thinks Courtney is Tom Osborne’s son.

 

[NUance]

Shawn Watson messed up the coin flip in the Mizzou game.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson backwashes in your soda

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson never passes the blunt

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson never changes the office water jug

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson likes to give the ladies the "fart hammer"

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson used to work at a blanket factory, but it folded.