The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[GSG]

Shawn Watson tells children that Santa Claus isn't real.

 

[CornHOLIO]

Shawn Watson used to work at a blanket factory, but it folded.

He used to trade the pox infested ones to Indiana

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson once gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson thinks Moby d!(k is a venereal disease.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson will ask all the local San Diegans why their city means a whales vagina

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson will eat a BLUE WAFFLE

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson invented the Cleveland Steamer

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson knows what Willis is talkin bout

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson knows what was eating Gilbert Grape

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson competes in the World Pole Dancing Championship

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson can suck a golfball through a garden hose

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson ALWAYS double dips his chips

 

[kansas husker]

Shawn Watson dances to ABBA songs when noone is looking.

 

[holvy83]

Shawn Watson says it's time to make the donuts.

 

[kansas husker]

Shawn Watson says it's time to make the donuts.

And follows it up with your donuts make me go nuts.