The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[Parl Celini]

Shawn Watson stuck his finger up his butt and called it macaroni.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson is in da club gettin tipsy

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson warned the coloniels that the British were "cum"ing

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson is a Nazi

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson sabotaged the nuclear power plant in Chenobyl

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson is like a weatherman. He paints a picture that 75% of the time seems that all will be well, but more often than not 50% of the time he is wrong and you have to suffer.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson is a voter for the Lou Groza award

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson is the Boner to Bo Pelini's Mike Seaver

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson is number one on Mel Kiper's big board

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson likes it when you call him big papa.

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson's so dumb, he bought a peephole for a glass door

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson doesn't want a large Farva, he wants a goddamn liter of cola!!!!

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson wants a mustache ride

 

[mmmtodd]

Who wears short shorts? Shawn Watson wears short shorts.

 

[mmmtodd]

Shawn Watson scored with all the average chicks in high school.