The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[The Maudfather]

Shawn Watson invented the dutch runner and the double dutch runner.

 

[The Maudfather]

Hey, where did you get those clothes.....at the Shawn Watson store?

 

[The Maudfather]

Jeb Stuart was late to Gettysburg because he was playing checkers with Shawn Watson.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson built the Eagles Nest for Hitlers bd

 

[The Maudfather]

Han and Greedo agree that Shawn Watson shot first.

 

[The Maudfather]

Before Shawn Watson's days as Nebraska's OC, he was Whitney and Bobby's marriage coordinator.

 

[The Maudfather]

Shawn Watson taught bros how to "ice"

 

[The Maudfather]

Shawn Watson helped his uncle jack off a horse.

 

[The Maudfather]

Shawn Watson DVRs mens figure skating.

 

[The Maudfather]

Shawn Watson convinced Kanye that Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.

 

[The Maudfather]

Shawn Watson video taped Mel Gibson's anti semitic rant.

 

[The Maudfather]

Lou Holtz had Shawn Watson for speech class.

 

[The Maudfather]

Shawn Watson's car has a record player.

 

[The Maudfather]

Anne Frank knocked over Shawn Watson's Nickelback CDs, causing a huge ruckus....

 

[The Maudfather]

Shawn Watson is climbin in ya windows, snatchin yo people up an tryin tuh rape em. So yall need ta hide ya kids, hide ya wives and hide ya husbands cuz Shawn Watson's raping errbody out here.