The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[GSG]

The Big Ten Conference, now 100% Shawn Watson free!

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson wants a +1

Shawn Watson will give you a +1.

Shawn Watson really wanted give ya a -1, but then he remembered he liked ya.

Shawn Watson will return the favor for you gentleman bc he likes you guys too! And wants to have a beer with you guys.

Shawn Watson is not scared of a good time.

Shawn Watson has plenty of grandpa's cough syrup and lighter fluid, if you know what I mean.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson loves his new gig and it ain't at Louisville

Yes Shawn Watson is probably going to hell for this, but pretty sure he was heading there before

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson really wants to hit up the Penthouse Penthouse this weekend. He heard you can pee on the floor there!

 

[Ratt Mhule]

So I tell Shawn Watson to shut it before I give him a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have him lick me yarbles

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson thinks the Germans are the least funny people on the planet.

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson thinks the Germans are the least funny people on the planet.

But Shawn Watson, like all Germans LOVES David Hasselhoff

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson thinks the Germans are the least funny people on the planet.

But Shawn Watson, like all Germans LOVES David Hasselhoff

Shawn Watson calls him The Hoff

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson drinks Original Coors because it's a Banquet beer dammit

 

[ADS]

You know our motto, no Shawn Watson left behind. Let's do it for the dinosaurs.

 

[GMoose]

Shawn Watson gave the players the textbooks.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Hello Shawn Watson!

1:04

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBHaPkPLtYk

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson isn't one of those stabbin' hobos is he?

 

[jsneb83]

Shawn Watson's afternoons consist of eating half a gallon of ice cream and watching soaps.

 

[jsneb83]

Quite frankly my dear, Shawn Watson doesn't give a damn.