The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson is of course in a huge fog of confusion. Po, Shawn obviously is lost. But not this Shawn

Your confusing me Shawn Watson...and I don't like it

 

[PaulCrewe]

Shawn Watson is of course in a huge fog of confusion. Po, Shawn obviously is lost. But not this Shawn

Your confusing me Shawn Watson...and I don't like it

Shawn Watson shall only speak in limericks and riddles.

 

[huKSer]

Shawn Watson is the king of the world

Well, northern KY

OK, Louisville

Fine, a school in Louisville

Er, make that a team of that school

Hmmm, make that just the offense

Shawn Watson is the king of offense(ness)

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson has a f'ing dart in his neck

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson thought he found true love, but then he took the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jumped out his his bathroom, blindfolded, like a goddamn magic show, ready to double team his gf.

 

[redout22]

Thats just an average night of being Shawn Watson

 

[GSG]

Eat a Snickers. Cuz when you're hungry, you tend to act like Shawn Watson.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson knows that Rudy was offsides.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson orders stuff from Amazon just so he can chat with the delivery guy.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson and I are going to see Five Finger Death Punch, All That Remains, Hatebreed and Rev Theory. Shawn Watson is really excited for Rev Theory.

 

[GSG]

If the smokers get a smoke break, Shawn Watson doesn't see why he can't have a stroke break.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson implemented an incentive program for his players. Unfortunately, all the prizes were stuffed animals and dildos.

 

[GSG]

 

[GSG]

 

[ADS]

Shawn Watson bought his family enough Kools to last them the rest of their lives!