The Clever Quips About Shawn Watson Thread

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson secretly enjoys it when he's taking a sh#t and gets the never-ending wipe.

 

[ZRod]

Shawn Watson secretly enjoys it when he's taking a sh#t and gets the never-ending wipe.

I f*cking hate that sh#t, especially when you have to come back 30 minutes later because you get itchy butt since you didn't get it all, but Shaw Watson loves it!

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson is aroused by the Geico gecko

 

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson secretly enjoys it when he's taking a sh#t and gets the never-ending wipe.

I f*cking hate that sh#t, especially when you have to come back 30 minutes later because you get itchy butt since you didn't get it all, but Shaw Watson loves it!

Yeah, he f'ing' loves it. Shawn Watson is one sick mother(shut your mouth!).

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson masturbates watching "The Biggest Loser"

 

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson did the Hokey Pokey, but he still doesn't know what it's all about.

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson likes to bang mute chicks

 

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson is here to drink milk and kick a$$, and his glass is empty.

 

[HeyBurke]

Shawn Watson is glad that HuskerBoard has an "edit" function. That way, NebraskaDrumline doesn't look like an idiot when he tries to make clever quips about Shawn Watson.

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Shawn Watson must be a night owl because this thread just took off since 12 a.m.

 

[walksalone]

Shawn Watson's two favorite things, ball sweat and boxed wine

 

[Ratt Mhule]

Just because Shawn Watson listens to Coldplay does not make him gay. The fact he likes penis makes him gay

 

[jsneb83]

Shawn Watson is into funky butt lovin'.

 

[GSG]

Shawn Watson's a guy. You give him two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and he'll find a way to f#*k it like a filthy MacGyver!

 

[GSG]

EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY f#*k. Shawn Watson hates Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting f'd stupid" he'd be like "Why the f#*k aren't we watching that right now?"