The Dude's Intermittent Tips for an Improved Quality of Life

[The Dude]

Tip #1:

Don't read YouTube comments. No exceptions.

 

[The Dude]

Tip #2:

Buy a turkey fryer. Let your instincts take over.

 

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Will be using a majority of these tips in everyday life.

 

[Count 'Bility]

Tip #1:

Don't read YouTube comments. No exceptions.

exactly. Youtube comments are asshattingly asshattish.

 

[GSG]

Tip #2:

Buy a turkey fryer. Let your instincts take over.

I feel like this should have a caveat that a person owns a fire extinguisher

 

[CornHOLIO]

Now I have a sudden urge to look for youtube videos of exploding turkey fryers and read the comments.

 

[walksalone]

Tip #2:

Buy a turkey fryer. Let your instincts take over.

I feel like this should have a caveat that a person owns a fire extinguisher

and not be using said fryer on a deck or garage...

 

[4skers89]

So I've ignored youtube comments and bought a turkey fryer. What was todays tip? I missed it.

 

[The Dude]

Tip #3:

Stop what you're doing and give me 20 pushups. Couldn't complete the 20? That's okay, you'll get there eventually. I believe in you.

 

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That's not a tip

 

[GSG]

Tip #3:

Stop what you're doing and give me 20 pushups. Couldn't complete the 20? That's okay, you'll get there eventually. I believe in you.

Can I EAT 20 push-ups instead?

 

[sd'sker]

That's not a tip

yeah, we want just the tip.

 

[walksalone]

That's not a tip

yeah, we want just the tip.

thats what she said

 

[JJ Husker]

These tips suck. Improved quality of life my a$$. I wanted the good ones that apparently The Dude is saving for himself. What about ; Tip #4- Make at least 2 ultra offensive posts in the status update section weekly. Those are the golden tips we expect from the Dude.