Guy Chamberlin
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But the HuskerBoard ignore function is broken.
You really wouldn't want to miss this latest epic beat down would you?But the HuskerBoard ignore function is broken.
That is my reaction when I was told about things that we needed to be worried about growing up...
Well it was the Babylon Bee…Hey now. Try and be a little original.
Yeah we constantly heard about those. I’ve never seen or experienced quicksand except in some old movies. Never had to stop, drop and roll although that might still come in handy some day. And the metric system sucks. I have a few customers who use it. Pisses me off. I charge them extra for having to convert that s#!t. :lol:That is my reaction when I was told about things that we needed to be worried about growing up...
Quicksand
Stop Drop and Roll (We were apparently always going to be on fire)
and...changing to the metric system.
Oh and...Yeah we constantly heard about those. I’ve never seen or experienced quicksand except in some old movies. Never had to stop, drop and roll although that might still come in handy some day. And the metric system sucks. I have a few customers who use it. Pisses me off. I charge them extra for having to convert that s#!t. :lol:
You were doing piranhas all wrong.Oh and...
Piranhas!
Like, did adults back then think that kids lived in "Pitfall" the video game?
I had Piranhas in one of my many fish tanks (yes, I was a virgin until my late 20's, shut up) and they boring.
I put a bass in with mine...and they just kept nipping at the bass for like, 3 hours. My Dad got pissed...made my take the bass out.You were doing piranhas all wrong.
Guy in our frat had a piranha. He would go buy 13 goldfish, 12 gold ones and 1 albino. We would throw in $5 or $10 and draw a number 1 thru 13. He would dump all the goldfish in the piranha tank at once and whatever order the albino got eaten the person with that number would win the pool. It got a bit turbulent in the tank and didn’t take very long.
Hopefully you know it’s parody.Well it was the Babylon Bee…
The unquestionable authority took my knees out.
One of my favorites.Like, did adults back then think that kids lived in "Pitfall" the video game?
I sort of thought the sarcasm made that clear.Hopefully you know it’s parody.
Imperial units suck a$$, although I don't really have any concept of Newtons, so pounds are still cool.Yeah we constantly heard about those. I’ve never seen or experienced quicksand except in some old movies. Never had to stop, drop and roll although that might still come in handy some day. And the metric system sucks. I have a few customers who use it. Pisses me off. I charge them extra for having to convert that s#!t. :lol:
Metric wouldn’t be bad, in fact it would be good if we all used it everyday and had used it for the last 40 years. But we don’t and haven’t so yeah, it sucks. Metric comes up for most of us virtually never and, in my case, only about 10-20% of the time. It’s just annoying and senseless. It’s a superior method of measurement but a PITA used intermittently.Imperial units suck a$$, although I don't really have any concept of Newtons, so pounds are still cool.