The misadventures of PaulCrewe

PaulCrewe

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Well I may or may not of went MIA for a bit. And some have wondered what the f#*k went on. So here is a tale for the children.

I was cleaning up some Droids my uncle had just bought, when I discovered a hidden message from a princess. she said she was in trouble and only Obi one could help her........wait that was Star Wars. My bad.

Honestly, this guy just took a little break from the board and assumed lurker status. On my hiatus I did go on a vision quest. During my quest I visited with the man in black,Johnny Cash. He told me to tell the rambler, the gambler and back biter that sooner or later God will cut them down. He said sooner or later Crewe,God will strike you down. We then proceeded to kill a handle of Beam while discussing the finder points of Pavlovian principles.

Seriously nothing bad or eventful happened. Was busy with work and reworking the man cave. And honestly just needed a break of the Offseason duldrums.

One final thing, the grey matter in the cranium has been working overtime with plans of world domination for the one and only Clique. You all have been warned.

 
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Welcome back

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Far over the misty mountains cold

To dungeons deep and caverns old

We must away ere break of day

To seek the pale enchanted gold.

The dwarves of yore made mightly spells,

While hammers fell like ringing bells

In places deep, where dark things sleep,

In hollow halls beneath the fells.

For ancient king and elvish lord

There many a gleaming golden hoard

They shaped and wrought, and light they caught

To hide in gems on hilt of sward.

On silver necklaces they strung

The flowering stars, on crowns they hung

The dragon-fire, in twisted wire

They meshed the light of moon and sun.

Far over the misty mountains cold

To dungeouns deep and caverns old

We must away, ere break of day,

To claim our long-forgotten gold.

Goblets they carved there for themselves

And harps of gold; where no man delves

There lay they long, and many a song

Was sung unheard by men or elves.

The pines were roaring on the height,

The winds were moaning in the night,

The fire was red, it flaming spread;

The trees like torches blazed with light.

The bells were ringing in the dale

And men looked up with faces pale;

The dragon's ire more fierce than fire

Laid low their towers and houses frail.

The mountain smoked beneath the moon;

The dwarves, they heard the tramp of doom.

They fled their hall to dying fall

Beneath his feet, beneath the moon.

Far over the misty mountains grim

To dungeons deep and caverns dim

We must away, ere break of day,

To win our harps and gold from him!

The pines were roaring on the height,

The winds were moaning in the night,

The fire was red, it flaming spread;

The trees like torches blazed with light.

The bells were ringing in the dale

And men looked up with faces pale;

The dragon's ire more fierce than fire

Laid low their towers and houses frail.

 
I don't know what the hell is going on here, but I gave tschu a +1 for quoting The Hobbit because it's badass.

Welcome back Crewe, you bastard. It's been dreary without you.

 
PaulCrewe said:
Well I may or may not of went MIA for a bit. And some have wondered what the f#*k went on. So here is a tale for the children.

I was cleaning up some Droids my uncle had just bought, when I discovered a hidden message from a princess. she said she was in trouble and only Obi one could help her........wait that was Star Wars. My bad.

Honestly, this guy just took a little break from the board and assumed lurker status. On my hiatus I did go on a vision quest. During my quest I visited with the man in black,Johnny Cash. He told me to tell the rambler, the gambler and back biter that sooner or later God will cut them down. He said sooner or later Crewe,God will strike you down. We then proceeded to kill a handle of Beam while discussing the finder points of Pavlovian principles.

Seriously nothing bad or eventful happened. Was busy with work and reworking the man cave. And honestly just needed a break of the Offseason duldrums.

One final thing, the grey matter in the cranium has been working overtime with plans of world domination for the one and only Clique. You all have been warned.
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PaulCrewe said:
One final thing, the grey matter in the cranium has been working overtime with plans of world domination for the one and only Clique. You all have been warned.
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What's the date we are shooting for on this? I wanna make sure to set my DVR so I don't miss any of my shows.

 
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