The Offending Posts Commentary Thread

[Redux]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

Your insiders tell you that?

 

[Mierin]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

I have plenty of humor. I'm talking about being too strict about offending posts. People should be able to call others out when they say silly/dumb things. This really has nothing to do with my humor detection skills. I mean, I see you were attempting to be funny. But that doesn't mean it was funny.

 

[GBRedneck]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

I have plenty of humor. I'm talking about being too strict about offending posts. People should be able to call others out when they say silly/dumb things.

Whatever. I got a 30 day ban for telling a guy he should capitalize "God".

 

[Mierin]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

I have plenty of humor. I'm talking about being too strict about offending posts. People should be able to call others out when they say silly/dumb things.

Whatever. I got a 30 day ban for telling a guy he should capitalize "God".

I find it highly unlikely, in fact, not true at all, that you were banned for that one thing. In fact a mod said recently in a Woodshed topic that you had several warnings.

 

[GBRedneck]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

I have plenty of humor. I'm talking about being too strict about offending posts. People should be able to call others out when they say silly/dumb things.

Whatever. I got a 30 day ban for telling a guy he should capitalize "God".

I find it highly unlikely, in fact, not true at all, that you were banned for that one thing. In fact a mod said recently in a Woodshed topic that you had several warnings.

Yes, and the one that pushed it over the edge to a 30 day ban was a post where I told a guy he should capitalize "God". So in other words, it was a lot tamer than the "Offending Post" you're complaining about. So pardon me if I don't share your concern over that one getting tagged, and me being the object has nothing to do with my opinion.

 

[zoogs]

If a member frequently seems to be in the middle of the dumpster fires we find here, we'll ask them nicely to find a way to stop.

After a few times, we'll step up the message.

Eventually, we'll conclude that they're either unable to help it, or uninterested.

We want to have a nice, civil message board community here. Some people are looking for something quite different when they go to post things on the internet. That's fine. There are other places for that (if anyone needs a recommendation, I gather Facebook Groups are perfect for this). These people will either get it, eventually, and stick around, or they'll leave. Of their own accord or not.

 

[ZRod]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

I have plenty of humor. I'm talking about being too strict about offending posts. People should be able to call others out when they say silly/dumb things.

Whatever. I got a 30 day ban for telling a guy he should capitalize "God".

That was me!!! I got a fu&*#r suspended! Whoop whoop!

 

[GBRedneck]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

I have plenty of humor. I'm talking about being too strict about offending posts. People should be able to call others out when they say silly/dumb things.

Whatever. I got a 30 day ban for telling a guy he should capitalize "God".

That was me!!! I got a fu&*#r suspended! Whoop whoop!

No, it was Polar. Unless you mean you reported the post??? Or do you mean you are God?

 

[Mierin]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

I have plenty of humor. I'm talking about being too strict about offending posts. People should be able to call others out when they say silly/dumb things.

Whatever. I got a 30 day ban for telling a guy he should capitalize "God".

That was me!!! I got a fu&*#r suspended! Whoop whoop!

No, it was Polar. Unless you mean you reported the post??? Or do you mean you are God?

Both

 

[ZRod]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

I have plenty of humor. I'm talking about being too strict about offending posts. People should be able to call others out when they say silly/dumb things.

Whatever. I got a 30 day ban for telling a guy he should capitalize "God".

That was me!!! I got a fu&*#r suspended! Whoop whoop!

No, it was Polar. Unless you mean you reported the post??? Or do you mean you are God?

Both

The lady speaks the truth. Many a woman has called my name in the late of night. Oh my Gawd!



But I could have sworn you told me to capitalize it in a post somewhere. Ibknow someone told me to...

 

[GBRedneck]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

I have plenty of humor. I'm talking about being too strict about offending posts. People should be able to call others out when they say silly/dumb things.

Whatever. I got a 30 day ban for telling a guy he should capitalize "God".

That was me!!! I got a fu&*#r suspended! Whoop whoop!

No, it was Polar. Unless you mean you reported the post??? Or do you mean you are God?

Both

The lady speaks the truth. Many a woman has called my name in the late of night. Oh my Gawd!



But I could have sworn you told me to capitalize it in a post somewhere. Ibknow someone told me to...

This is the one I got banned for: http://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/77388-nebraska-ad-invites-steve-spurrier-to-attend-the-msu-vs-neb-he-accepts/page-3&do=findComment&comment=1626089

 

[Red Dead Redemption]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

I have plenty of humor. I'm talking about being too strict about offending posts. People should be able to call others out when they say silly/dumb things.

Whatever. I got a 30 day ban for telling a guy he should capitalize "God".

That was me!!! I got a fu&*#r suspended! Whoop whoop!

No, it was Polar. Unless you mean you reported the post??? Or do you mean you are God?

Both

The lady speaks the truth. Many a woman has called my name in the late of night. Oh my Gawd!



But I could have sworn you told me to capitalize it in a post somewhere. Ibknow someone told me to...

This is the one I got banned for: http://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/77388-nebraska-ad-invites-steve-spurrier-to-attend-the-msu-vs-neb-he-accepts/page-3&do=findComment&comment=1626089

God should be capitalized. HTH

Not if your atheists

Whose atheists?

 

[GBRedneck]

I think someone is a real big fan of GBRedneck, seeing as the last 5 Offending Posts are replies to him and they're not offensive.

"More evidence we need drug testing before people are allowed to post on Huskerboard."

Ooh, how offensive. My face paled reading that. I need my smelling salts.

I thought that was a pretty good zinger. But good luck with your butthurt. Now I have to go and tend to my legions of adoring fans.

I have none. And I don't think you know what "legions" or "fans" mean.

Lack of any sense of humor -- classic symptom of butthurt.

I have plenty of humor. I'm talking about being too strict about offending posts. People should be able to call others out when they say silly/dumb things.

Whatever. I got a 30 day ban for telling a guy he should capitalize "God".

That was me!!! I got a fu&*#r suspended! Whoop whoop!

No, it was Polar. Unless you mean you reported the post??? Or do you mean you are God?

Both

The lady speaks the truth. Many a woman has called my name in the late of night. Oh my Gawd!



But I could have sworn you told me to capitalize it in a post somewhere. Ibknow someone told me to...

This is the one I got banned for: http://www.huskerboard.com/index.php?/topic/77388-nebraska-ad-invites-steve-spurrier-to-attend-the-msu-vs-neb-he-accepts/page-3&do=findComment&comment=1626089

God should be capitalized. HTH

Not if your atheists

Whose atheists?

Good point. I probably shouldn't chastise illiterate people for capitalization issues.

 

[RedDenver]

How did Stumpy's "hi" post get in there?

 

[zoogs]

Stumpy posted about 15 of them in every thread so his posts could all get on the front page. I didn't realize; I thought they were actual posts. I started moving them in here and then just deleted the rest. I hope he got a screenshot out of it, though!