The Offending Posts Commentary Thread

[JJ Husker]

If I'm going to keep seeing unsolicited ads on HuskerBoard for products to shave my balls, I think we need to loosen up the larger language restrictions. 

Manscaping issues?

 

[Enhance]

unsolicited

Questionable

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

If I'm going to keep seeing unsolicited ads on HuskerBoard for products to shave my balls, I think we need to loosen up the larger language restrictions. 

You gotta quit googling products to shave your balls, first. 

 

[Guy Chamberlin]

Wait. So none of you are getting pop ups for The Lawnmower 3.0, which has actually gone to the trouble of trademarking the tagline "Your Balls Will Thank You™" ?

I've done a lot of things in my life, but Manscaping isn't one of them.

 

[JJ Husker]

Wait. So none of you are getting pop ups for The Lawnmower 3.0, which has actually gone to the trouble of trademarking the tagline "Your Balls Will Thank You™" ?

I've done a lot of things in my life, but Manscaping isn't one of them.

I get no ads or popups…. :dunno

 

[Cdog923]

I've done a lot of things in my life, but Manscaping isn't one of them.

Allegedly Guy's first username was "Unkempt Bush" with I.M. Hipp as his avatar. 

 

[Lorewarn]

Wait. So none of you are getting pop ups for The Lawnmower 3.0, which has actually gone to the trouble of trademarking the tagline "Your Balls Will Thank You™" ?

I've done a lot of things in my life, but Manscaping isn't one of them.

I have the Lawnmower 4.0 and it's absolutely incredible.

Also, regardless of all that, I'm very, very certain @Nebraska55fan has an opinion about this, as the board's resident Alpha.

 

[B.B. Hemingway]

Wait. So none of you are getting pop ups for The Lawnmower 3.0, which has actually gone to the trouble of trademarking the tagline "Your Balls Will Thank You™" ?

I've done a lot of things in my life, but Manscaping isn't one of them.

Come on, Guy. You gotta at least keep the hair off the base of the shaft for the wife.

 

[GSG]

I'm just imagining Guy as the Zohan

 

[JJ Husker]

Okay, here’s a little advice. Don’t google hairy bush speedo thinking you’ll get a funny pic/gif to post here. Bad idea.

 

[GSG]

Okay, here’s a little advice. Don’t google hairy bush speedo thinking you’ll get a funny pic/gif to post here. Bad idea.

 

[teachercd]

About a month ago I shaved it all, everything.  Oh yeah.

 

[Redux]

I have The Lawnmower 2.0, great trimmer.

 

[Enhance]

Some of y'all out here really not shaving or at least trimming your gentleman's sausage?

Heathens.

 

[JJ Husker]

I have the Toro Lawnmower…..maybe not the same thing.