The Out Of Context Quotes Thread

[Mierin]

Helllllll yeah! Just took in my first Beef game last week, cant wait to go back.

I know the feeling.

 

[GM_Tood]

As I was getting down to the last couple inches my wife stopped by .... and says, "Tastes good ..."

 

[zoogs]

Robusto size (5" x 50 ring) Real nice looking stick.

A real good cigar too, half way in anyway.

 

[NUance]

balls weren't working.

 

[sd'sker]

Here is my biggest question on protein supplements.

My son is a Freshman and just now starting to lift. He will be ramped up to lift harder this year going into his sophomore year. We went to GNC (as recommended by HS trainer.) and purchased what seemed like the top of the line protein powder they had.

Here's the problem. He can't stand it. He literally gags every time he tries it.

So....what are your suggestions on how to consume this stuff?

 

[walksalone]

Here is my biggest question on protein supplements.

My son is a Freshman and just now starting to lift. He will be ramped up to lift harder this year going into his sophomore year. We went to GNC (as recommended by HS trainer.) and purchased what seemed like the top of the line protein powder they had.

Here's the problem. He can't stand it. He literally gags every time he tries it.

So....what are your suggestions on how to consume this stuff?

What did you edit that with, an Enigma machine?

 

[Hedley Lamarr]

Here is my biggest question on protein supplements.

My son is a Freshman and just now starting to lift. He will be ramped up to lift harder this year going into his sophomore year. We went to GNC (as recommended by HS trainer.) and purchased what seemed like the top of the line protein powder they had.

Here's the problem. He can't stand it. He literally gags every time he tries it.

So....what are your suggestions on how to consume this stuff?

What did you edit that with, an Enigma machine?

Semen

 

[GM_Tood]

Meat on Fridays...

 

[GM_Tood]

Mine stays in the garage this time of year on blocks. I don't even uncover her until it stays above 60 consistently.

tranny

Had her on the road in 2 weeks though. That was back in 1980, I'll never get rid of her...

 

[True2tRA]

Here is my biggest question on protein supplements.

My son is a Freshman and just now starting to lift. He will be ramped up to lift harder this year going into his sophomore year. We went to GNC (as recommended by HS trainer.) and purchased what seemed like the top of the line protein powder they had.

Here's the problem. He can't stand it. He literally gags every time he tries it.

So....what are your suggestions on how to consume this stuff?

Freaking brilliant! I laughed my a$$ off.

 

[Redux]

NUance Status comments:

I did smoke a Mark Twain cigar a while back.

(btw, that's a ghey euphemism)

 

[GM_Tood]

Maybe it would have worked better as a 3 way

 

[GM_Tood]

In HS - small SD school - had to go both ways

 

[True2tRA]

It would be great to pull-out. It has been a while. hope we keep it interesting enough for me to stay up

 

[Redux]

This took some editing

This is a good looking dude. shows ability to pack some good, he could slide down south, but we go in as one.