The "Outrageously Idiotic Past the Point of Comprehension" Statements Thread

I FINALLY GOT MY OWN THREAD!!
I got mine my first few months.... Suck it.
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SUCK WHAT? YOUR THREAD?
SURE.

 
Remember the time when walks and knap were supposed to go at it? If I wanted a tease I would have called up ADS.

 
Would a story about my wife being retarded fit in this thread?

I had a buddy of mine help me with moving some sh#t of my mothers and I told my wife to grab him some beer. I told her to grab him a case and I will drop it off at his house. She got home from the store and I asked her if she got my message and grabbed him a case and she proceeded to tell me that she got him a 24 pack instead of a case. I said, so you got him a case then and she said no, I got him a 24 pack. My freaking wife argued with me about that for 20 mins before I just walked out the door.

 
I FINALLY GOT MY OWN THREAD!!
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Says the guy who had 2 at once.....
That takes talent you see......
Whatevs. Dont flaunt your accomplishments like youre......wait for it.....wait for it.......#Entitled to them!

I earned them, and I will be dammed if my replacement, who somehow manages to get 9 of my accomplishments a year will tarnish me.

 
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