The "Outrageously Idiotic Past the Point of Comprehension" Statements Thread

[Landlord]

I am surprised that there is a lot of bitching about officiating, and not more about how much we actually stunk up the court!

1st Half: 16 Points!!!!!

FG % 6-26 23.1%

3FG % 0-11 0.0%

FT % 4-9 44.4%

THIS IS WHY WE LOST! Not the officiating!

Please show all the stats.

Who gives a f#*k what the full stats are!?

 

[Abdullah the Butcher]

obviously you can not compare bo to TO. sure, TO won 9+ games and conference champs. but it was so easy back then. really, adjusted for football inflation, bo is outperforming TO and it is not even close.

 

[jsneb83]

obviously you can not compare bo to TO. sure, TO won 9+ games and conference champs. but it was so easy back then. really, adjusted for football inflation, bo is outperforming TO and it is not even close.

You do know he was being facetious, right?

 

[GSG]

I don't know where else to post this:

What the f u c k is Hooked on Huskers saying half the time. His posts are so rambling and weird

 

[ADS]

I don't know where else to post this:

What the f u c k is Hooked on Huskers saying half the time. His posts are so rambling and weird

Bro, he was in a car accident or something and it messed up his brain or something.

 

[GSG]

I don't know where else to post this:

What the f u c k is Hooked on Huskers saying half the time. His posts are so rambling and weird

Bro, he was in a car accident or something and it messed up his brain or something.

I know, but it's just getting old.

 

[ADS]

I don't know where else to post this:

What the f u c k is Hooked on Huskers saying half the time. His posts are so rambling and weird

Bro, he was in a car accident or something and it messed up his brain or something.

I know, but it's just getting old.

And then I saw his response to my post in the football forum. What in the f#*k is he talking about???

 

[GSG]

I don't know where else to post this:

What the f u c k is Hooked on Huskers saying half the time. His posts are so rambling and weird

Bro, he was in a car accident or something and it messed up his brain or something.

I know, but it's just getting old.

And then I saw his response to my post in the football forum. What in the f#*k is he talking about???

He's talking about pep, man.

And making copies at Kearney State

 

[ADS]

It all sounds good right now, but I need to see some results. They're saying all the right things, but once the lights come on against a team like Miami then we'll see.

Yep, another pep challenges and carbon copy talk like Nick Saban, Texass, Purdue, Idaho, Kearney State, Drake, Nebraska Wesleyan, etc.

 

[sd'sker]

i think he is agreeing with you. he seems to be saying that talk is cheap and the same stuff is said at programs as diverse as bama and the now nonexistent kearney state.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

I'd chalk it up to trying to convey a southern accent in the written word combined with not having his teeth in and adverse effects to combining Viagra and moonshine. #combinedsentence

 

[StPaulHusker]

I'd chalk it up to trying to convey a southern accent in the written word combined with not having his teeth in and adverse effects to combining Viagra and moonshine. #combinedsentence

This right here is funny.

 

[ShawnWatson]

I had never bought a bike helmet ..... IMO, pussies.

Its amazing to think this guy has brain damage.

 

[carlfense]

THE ONLY PERSON I BELIEVE IS CARLFENSE.

 

[ShawnWatson]

THE ONLY PERSON I BELIEVE IS CARLFENSE.

That sir, is a genius quote.