The "Outrageously Idiotic Past the Point of Comprehension" Statements Thread

[QMany]

You could make a circle jerk thread where only positive comments are allowed in the football forum, then report any posts not to your liking.

You could say the same about negative comments.

 

[Redux]

Hang on, were forgetting a key piece to this potential sh#t show recipe. If I may...

LEAVE BO ALONE YOU HATERS! RABBLE RABBLE! HE LOVES CATS! GIVE HIM TIME!

Ok now that thats outta the way, carry on.

 

[sd'sker]

the crazy thing is, i never really think anyone is wrong. i get that they just see it differently. that is why it is funny when things get so hot and bothered.

 

[ZRod]

the crazy thing is, i never really think anyone is wrong. i get that they just see it differently. that is why it is funny when things get so hot and bothered.

You're either with them or against them you damn terrorist!

 

[NUpolo8]

What's with the weird fixation with NUpolo?

He's an insufferable cancer that infects every thread, and somehow the rules don't apply to him. I wouldn't call it a fixation, just disease that constantly reminds you it is there. You know, like herpes.

Out of curiosity, did the rules apply to you here?

Stitches cannot even be removed in two weeks.

Really, doc?

Much rather have a strong, healed RG for the whole season, than a limping, 80% RG for the season.

No sh*t, Sherlock.

 

[QMany]

Which rule would you be referring to, creeper?

 

[Abdullah the Butcher]

Which rule would you be referring to, creeper?

Rule 1 most likely.

 

[knapplc]

Out of curiosity, did the rules apply to you here?

Grow some f'ing balls and hit the report button. Yes, the rules apply to QMany, if he'd like to discuss that with you he's welcome to. I've gotten much the same PMs from him as I've gotten from you, if that makes you feel any better.

But this passive-aggressive sh#t is beneath you.

 

[knapplc]

Here's the most ironic thing about NUpolo8's personal pogrom against Bo Pelini. They're like twins. Talented, capable, able, showing glimpses of greatness once in a while, but pissing all over their own point and their own worst enemy far too often. Turning people off with a caustic personality - sure, both have their staunch supporters, the same cast of characters run to Bo's defense as well as polo's, but the wounds are self-inflicted with both guys, and unnecessary.

In person, polo is amiable, fun to talk to, interesting. On HuskerBoard he can't help but piss people off. But isn't that the description we get of Bo from his players? "You're not seeing the real Bo." Unless he's a pretty good actor, Gripy McGrumpypants isn't polo's actual factual personality, either.

 

[sd'sker]

you think everyone is like polo.

 

[walksalone]

yeah, if we were not fanatics, we would not be so dissatisfied with the recent results.

why can fanaticism only work one way?

like, i was disappointed in "the dark knight rises" because of how much i love the batman.

How in the world were you disappointed in that movie?

A) because Batman sounded like he was auditioning to be the lead singer for Cannibal Corpse

B) Bane was a f*cking idiot. Why are you going to go through all that to get back at Batman, just f*cking kill him..

 

[NUpolo8]

Out of curiosity, did the rules apply to you here?

Grow some f'ing balls and hit the report button. Yes, the rules apply to QMany, if he'd like to discuss that with you he's welcome to. I've gotten much the same PMs from him as I've gotten from you, if that makes you feel any better.

But this passive-aggressive sh#t is beneath you.

I don't want him to be banned. So I guess that would be reason 1a why I don't hit the report button.

And what passive aggressive behavior is happening here? If he wants to b!^@h and whine about how the rules I supposedly break are sacred, he's probably bound to have his hypocritical abusive behavior called out on.

 

[NUpolo8]

Here's the most ironic thing about NUpolo8's personal pogrom against Bo Pelini. They're like twins. Talented, capable, able, showing glimpses of greatness once in a while, but pissing all over their own point and their own worst enemy far too often. Turning people off with a caustic personality - sure, both have their staunch supporters, the same cast of characters run to Bo's defense as well as polo's, but the wounds are self-inflicted with both guys, and unnecessary.

In person, polo is amiable, fun to talk to, interesting. On HuskerBoard he can't help but piss people off. But isn't that the description we get of Bo from his players? "You're not seeing the real Bo." Unless he's a pretty good actor, Gripy McGrumpypants isn't polo's actual factual personality, either.

I'm Irish, so not -technically- twins.
And I'm convinced my dry rapier wit is lost on this platform.

 

[walksalone]

I remember the Callahan teams getting picked to pieces, even the two years that had lots of optimism.

He took a storied program, records that stood for over 30 years, and treated them like Jodi Foster on a pinball machine. His ignorant, egotistical a$$, thought he could come in and mold the program in his image, which he couldn't because he was horrible coach.

What he did to my Raiders should have raised multiple flags. He took a championship contender, and made a complete mockery of it.

 

[knapplc]

A person with whom you frequently disagree with - sharply, often - has said something that you believe violates rules. "Not being excellent" as the cool kids are fond of saying lately. You post that in a thread you know is being watched by the guy who bans everyone.

It would not be inconvenient to have the mods see that post, is the presumption.