The "Outrageously Idiotic Past the Point of Comprehension" Statements Thread

NUpolo8 said:
Or, ya know, you could read this. http://www.sbnation.com/2014/9/9/6126121/why-i-stayed

Seriously. You're an a-hole.
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OK, I disagree with the stance Accountability' is taking here, but he's not an a-hole. He needs to edjimacate himself on the situation, but I can see, without digging into domestic violence, why he'd say what he says.

QMany said:
NUpolo defending his wife's decisions, classic.
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Whoa. No.

Not cool.

<takes off Mod hat>

This is the Shed and all, and maybe this is just a blue joke, but really... no. Not cool.

</puts Mod hat back on>

 
Well youre the only one constantky raggin on me for this so im just gonna keep being the smartass i am. I made an uninformed-and as you and someone else called it- ignorant comment. Did it twice. Owned up to it. Apologized after you heroically and thoughtfully made it known this was an issue. So be it. I didnt run off and delete my comments like some chickensh#t. Sonce then every statement i have made is a direct antagonization of you. I dont condone violence against women. I have two daughters. A wife. A mother. Numerous aunts. Not one had ever been beaten i did NOT know there was the issue of wanting to hang around like that story you posted. As someone who didnt know, yes, i thought it was absurd that she would stay with rice and eventually marry him after all. Stupid bith right? Wrong. Thanks for pointing it out. Seriously. I actually researched a little myself way back at 530 pr so when it started to take place. But to keep pokin like this? Well thats why ive been continuing to poke. Wanna drop it? I dont give a f#*k what you or anyone else thinks about me anyway. What i do know is youve been a pretty pessimistic piece of sh#t for well over a year now driving a lot of pretty good guys nuts and away from this boatd. I find myself trying to see your points on things and get along but most times its impossible. Gence i dont know why i find the need to spill this to such an arrogant self righteous fick like yourself

 
Count - I'm going to address this with you as if you're the man I met, the honest, straight-forward man who's a good husband and father. You're not a manipulator. You have a hard time putting yourself in the mind-set of a manipulator, and you're not understanding how twisted "normal" people can be, when they manipulate like this or are manipulated like this.

I get what you're saying and why you're saying it. But this is like child-birth - you and I aren't ever going to carry a baby, and we're never going to understand what our wives go through/went through, no matter how much they convey it.

This is not a good look. You're not this guy. You gotta walk away from this.

 
Guise, would this be a good time to point out that this thread is where we're supposed to drag and drop OTHER peoples stupid comments, not a place to come post fresh stupid comments of your own. Just sayin lots of petty bitchin goin on.

 
Count 'Bility said:
Well youre the only one constantky raggin on me for this so im just gonna keep being the smartass i am. I made an uninformed-and as you and someone else called it- ignorant comment. Did it twice. Owned up to it. Apologized after you heroically and thoughtfully made it known this was an issue. So be it. I didnt run off and delete my comments like some chickensh#t. Sonce then every statement i have made is a direct antagonization of you. I dont condone violence against women. I have two daughters. A wife. A mother. Numerous aunts. Not one had ever been beaten i did NOT know there was the issue of wanting to hang around like that story you posted. As someone who didnt know, yes, i thought it was absurd that she would stay with rice and eventually marry him after all. Stupid bith right? Wrong. Thanks for pointing it out. Seriously. I actually researched a little myself way back at 530 pr so when it started to take place. But to keep pokin like this? Well thats why ive been continuing to poke. Wanna drop it? I dont give a f#*k what you or anyone else thinks about me anyway. What i do know is youve been a pretty pessimistic piece of sh#t for well over a year now driving a lot of pretty good guys nuts and away from this boatd. I find myself trying to see your points on things and get along but most times its impossible. Gence i dont know why i find the need to spill this to such an arrogant self righteous fick like yourself
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Intelligent discourse!

 
beanman said:
Since we're talking about wives, can you guys give me advice as to how to tell my wife she needs to go to the f'ing gym or I'm gonna kick her out?

Thanks!
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Best way - start working out yourself. Leading by example is one of the best ways to effect change. Think of how hard it is to change yourself - now imagine that someone else is trying to change you. That's what you're trying to do with your wife. Be prepared to spend *literally* years doing this, and perhaps the rest of your life.

If you work out regularly already, be really cool about it. Don't rub it in her face that you do and she doesn't. Don't even say anything to her, just be content, be happy with it. If she sees you enjoying it, that'll be the biggest advertisement that she should start.

Also - who cooks at your house? If she does, take over a little bit, and focus on the veggies & healthier dishes. Learn to cook if you don't, and make good-tasting, healthy stuff.

Just about the surest way to sabotage your intent (a shapelier wife) is to insinuate, hint, or in any way express to her that you're dissatisfied with her figure. You'll undo 1,000 good deeds with one such comment.

 
NUpolo8 said:
Count 'Bility said:
Well youre the only one constantky raggin on me for this so im just gonna keep being the smartass i am. I made an uninformed-and as you and someone else called it- ignorant comment. Did it twice. Owned up to it. Apologized after you heroically and thoughtfully made it known this was an issue. So be it. I didnt run off and delete my comments like some chickensh#t. Sonce then every statement i have made is a direct antagonization of you. I dont condone violence against women. I have two daughters. A wife. A mother. Numerous aunts. Not one had ever been beaten i did NOT know there was the issue of wanting to hang around like that story you posted. As someone who didnt know, yes, i thought it was absurd that she would stay with rice and eventually marry him after all. Stupid bith right? Wrong. Thanks for pointing it out. Seriously. I actually researched a little myself way back at 530 pr so when it started to take place. But to keep pokin like this? Well thats why ive been continuing to poke. Wanna drop it? I dont give a f#*k what you or anyone else thinks about me anyway. What i do know is youve been a pretty pessimistic piece of sh#t for well over a year now driving a lot of pretty good guys nuts and away from this boatd. I find myself trying to see your points on things and get along but most times its impossible. Gence i dont know why i find the need to spill this to such an arrogant self righteous fick like yourself
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Intelligent discourse!
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You would no.

 
sd'sker said:
jesus christ. polo is the bad guy for criticizing bo when people are calling a victim of abuse a "dumb b!^@h."

"huskerboard: a place for families!"

"huskerboard: feel free to call abuse victims 'dumb bitches,' but don't be too critical of the coach!"
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Yeah, this is probably one of the ugliest discussions I've ever seen here. Not a proud day for the board.

 
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