The "Outrageously Idiotic Past the Point of Comprehension" Statements Thread

[sd'sker]

Don't make me out to be one of those guys. Physical attraction is sorta important is all. I wouldn't let myself go too far, and I'd expect the same from her. The difference between us is she has an excuse and I don't. But me knocking off weight won't be much of a problem.... Our relationship would certainly be much better off if she could shed some of that pregnancy weight is all.

yeah, i had hoped my wife would get back down to her original weight. but i must admit, demanding that she get back down to 8 lbs. 3 oz. was a little ridiculous.

 

[Stumpy1]

My thoughts on crossfit.

There is no real secret to losing weight or toning up. If a person dedicates themselves to eating healthy AND regular exercise, they will achieve their goals.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Don't make me out to be one of those guys. Physical attraction is sorta important is all. I wouldn't let myself go too far, and I'd expect the same from her. The difference between us is she has an excuse and I don't. But me knocking off weight won't be much of a problem.... Our relationship would certainly be much better off if she could shed some of that pregnancy weight is all.

yeah, i had hoped my wife would get back down to her original weight. but i must admit, demanding that she get back down to 8 lbs. 3 oz. was a little ridiculous.

Theres several things wrong with this statement but if you're ok with it, who am I to argue.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

Blowies and reverse cowgirl has kept my wife fit.

 

[StPaulHusker]

Blowies and reverse cowgirl has kept my wife fit.

This needs further discussion and investigation

 

[SandhillshuskerW]

Blowies and reverse cowgirl has kept my wife fit.

How do I convince my wife that this is true?

 

[Mavric]

This may be unfair but....

Aside from philanthropist guy (Gates Foundation), [buffet's] still a penny pincher.

Edit: More Ironic than idiotic

 

[knapplc]

Is blackness even a word?

 

[MLB 51]

Since we're talking about wives, can you guys give me advice as to how to tell my wife she needs to go to the f'ing gym or I'm gonna kick her out?

Thanks!

Thanks for including me in this sh#t show.

My advice. Stop knocking the poor woman up.

 

[beanman]

Since we're talking about wives, can you guys give me advice as to how to tell my wife she needs to go to the f'ing gym or I'm gonna kick her out?

Thanks!

Thanks for including me in this sh#t show.

My advice. Stop knocking the poor woman up.

Where did I include you? And I got fixed 2 years ago. My balls are strictly for decorative purposes now.

 

[MLB 51]

How the f#*k did this go from the "idiotic statements thread" to Loveline with Dr Drew...

LOL. Give out some advice you fuckwad. We're starting a tangent thread in the shed.

ask MLB, I'm not the one to give out marital advice...

Good idea, ask the recently divorced guy.

 

[MLB 51]

Since we're talking about wives, can you guys give me advice as to how to tell my wife she needs to go to the f'ing gym or I'm gonna kick her out?

Thanks!

Thanks for including me in this sh#t show.

My advice. Stop knocking the poor woman up.

Where did I include you? And I got fixed 2 years ago. My balls are strictly for decorative purposes now.

I forgot to include this.

 

[sd'sker]

Since we're talking about wives, can you guys give me advice as to how to tell my wife she needs to go to the f'ing gym or I'm gonna kick her out?

Thanks!

Thanks for including me in this sh#t show.

My advice. Stop knocking the poor woman up.

Where did I include you? And I got fixed 2 years ago. My balls are strictly for decorative purposes now.

decorating the interior of your wife's purse?

boom. roasted nut joke.

 

[StPaulHusker]

I think if beanman got snipped 2 years ago and his wife is still having babies, her weight is the least of his worries.

 

[beanman]

I think if beanman got snipped 2 years ago and his wife is still having babies, her weight is the least of his worries.

She's not still having babies you dumbasses.