The "Outrageously Idiotic Past the Point of Comprehension" Statements Thread

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

The infatuation you guys have with Beans dried up man bag is a little troubling. Keep your focus on his wife where it belongs.

 

[beanman]

The infatuation you guys have with Beans dried up man bag is a little troubling. Keep your focus on his wife where it belongs.

Low, loose, and full of juice.

 

[Redux]

Have an affair. She will be so upset she will quit eating. And we all know how smoking hot anorexic chicks are.

 

[beanman]

Have an affair. She will be so upset she will quit eating. And we all know how smoking hot anorexic chicks are.

Maybe I should get her started on Meth? That seems to be a good weight-loss plan.

 

[Redux]

Have an affair. She will be so upset she will quit eating. And we all know how smoking hot anorexic chicks are.

Maybe I should get her started on Meth? That seems to be a good weight-loss plan.

Not unless you want scars and missing teeth. Go with cocaine and gin, same hunger control without the diseases.

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

I like to keep my lady just chubby enough that if she tries to run from me she gets winded quickly!

 

[Redux]

I like to keep my lady just chubby enough that if she tries to run from me she gets winded quickly!

What do you do when you catch her?

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

I like to keep my lady just chubby enough that if she tries to run from me she gets winded quickly!

What do you do when you catch her?

Well if ya gotta ask. When she does her wifely duties I give her a couple snack size snickers. Marriage is all about give and take.

 

[Redux]

I like to keep my lady just chubby enough that if she tries to run from me she gets winded quickly!

What do you do when you catch her?

Well if ya gotta ask. When she does her wifely duties I give her a couple snack size snickers. Marriage is all about give and take.

Chivalry is alive and well

 

[StPaulHusker]

I like to keep my lady just chubby enough that if she tries to run from me she gets winded quickly!

If she's that chubby. She must be bad at blowies and reverse cowgirl

 

[Minnesota_husker]

I like to keep my lady just chubby enough that if she tries to run from me she gets winded quickly!

If she's that chubby. She must be bad at blowies and reverse cowgirl

ARE YOU NEW?

CHUBBY GIRLS ARE AWESOME AT BLOWIES.

 

[StPaulHusker]

I like to keep my lady just chubby enough that if she tries to run from me she gets winded quickly!

If she's that chubby. She must be bad at blowies and reverse cowgirl

ARE YOU NEW?
CHUBBY GIRLS ARE AWESOME AT BLOWIES.

Read further up. Jarvis said blowies and reverse cowgirl keeps his wife fit. Then he said he keeps her chubby.

 

[Minnesota_husker]

I like to keep my lady just chubby enough that if she tries to run from me she gets winded quickly!

If she's that chubby. She must be bad at blowies and reverse cowgirl

ARE YOU NEW?
CHUBBY GIRLS ARE AWESOME AT BLOWIES.

Read further up. Jarvis said blowies and reverse cowgirl keeps his wife fit. Then he said he keeps her chubby.

Sound slike a lot of work for me to do....

 

[RedRedJarvisRedwine]

I like to keep my lady just chubby enough that if she tries to run from me she gets winded quickly!

If she's that chubby. She must be bad at blowies and reverse cowgirl

ARE YOU NEW?
CHUBBY GIRLS ARE AWESOME AT BLOWIES.

Read further up. Jarvis said blowies and reverse cowgirl keeps his wife fit. Then he said he keeps her chubby.

Keep them just chubbie enough. It is exhausting. I'm working on a pill.

 

[StPaulHusker]

I like to keep my lady just chubby enough that if she tries to run from me she gets winded quickly!

If she's that chubby. She must be bad at blowies and reverse cowgirl

ARE YOU NEW?
CHUBBY GIRLS ARE AWESOME AT BLOWIES.

Read further up. Jarvis said blowies and reverse cowgirl keeps his wife fit. Then he said he keeps her chubby.

Keep them just chubbie enough. It is exhausting. I'm working on a pill.

That is some accomplishment to keep your wife fit and chubby at the same time.